'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Groucho]

And I'm knackered.

 

[scratchnsurf]

All the best mate

Thanks mate. Your support means a lot at this difficult time.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Make the most of it and try and see a top class footie match up there!

Oh I forgot you can't as it's crap.

I'm now in Edinburgh. So there'll be no decent fitba - obviously. Quite liking Edinburgh though, although it seems to be mostly populated with Americans, which is not what I expected.

 

[jaycee]

I have to go to Bootle tomorrow.

May the lord have mercy on your soul,try not to make eye contact with the locals,heaf down and walk briskly

 

[gaino92]

I have to go to Bootle tomorrow.

Watch out for the massive headed one @chicoazul

 

[Baines' left foot]

I slipped on a banana skin the other day, and not for the first time. My life is a cartoon FFS.

 

[l4toffee]

I slipped on a banana skin the other day, and not for the first time. My life is a cartoon FFS.

You should be called 'my left foot'

 

[quasi modo]

I'm off for a dump.

 

[sageyefc]

Dont forget clocks went back this morning freinds

 

[chicoazul]

I'm now in Edinburgh. So there'll be no decent fitba - obviously. Quite liking Edinburgh though, although it seems to be mostly populated with Americans, which is not what I expected.

Edinburgh is ace. She's from that way. Enjoy you cretinous turd.

 

[l4toffee]

The birds are tweeting outside

I'm drunk and carrying on yerrrs

While watching babe station. Becky Roberts needs dry bumming

Shoot me now fat disgrace

 

[Donald Twain]

The birds are tweeting outside

I'm drunk and carrying on yerrrs

While watching babe station. Becky Roberts needs dry bumming

Shoot me now fat disgrace

Bang!

 

[l4toffee]

Bang!

If I had access to lemo I dread to think of the state I'd be in .

 

[harry]

I have only had two pints of lager in the last 5 weeks and feel no better than before.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

*googles becky Roberts