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Baines' left foot · July 10, 2015

evertoniandy said:
Wait until you find out what Bcc is.

Well that will certainly come in handy at some point when I'm grassing someone up and I don't want them to know.

Baines' left foot · July 10, 2015

Just had an extremely annoying altercation with a couple of young lads. They started kicking off and chasing me because I wouldn't pull out in to oncoming traffic. He chased after me and blocked the road off. I actually got a little bit worried at one point and nearly called the police. Fortunately for me we ended up in a more built up area with a few people around. I tried to explain to the degenerate that he was in the wrong and just to leave it. When he realised he'd lost the argument and I wasn't going to fight him and his little sidekick he played the race card and started shouting "He just called me a n*****", in front a load of people.

If there wasn't two of them I'd probably be in the back of a police car now for putting one of them in hospital. Little c****. I probably could have taken both of the weedy s**** by myself but you know what these rood boiz are about. I'd have had more holes in me than a colander. I was absolutely raging when he said I'd called him that, I very nearly got out the car and went for him.

ARGH!!!

Rugby Toffee · July 10, 2015

My tomato plants are yet to produce any tomatos

Deleted member 28206 · July 10, 2015

Going to london for a week.

evertoniandy · July 10, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
Just had an extremely annoying altercation with a couple of young lads. They started kicking off and chasing me because I wouldn't pull out in to oncoming traffic. He chased after me and blocked the road off. I actually got a little bit worried at one point and nearly called the police. Fortunately for me we ended up in a more built up area with a few people around. I tried to explain to the degenerate that he was in the wrong and just to leave it. When he realised he'd lost the argument and I wasn't going to fight him and his little sidekick he played the race card and started shouting "He just called me a n*****", in front a load of people.

If there wasn't two of them I'd probably be in the back of a police car now for putting one of them in hospital. Little c****. I probably could have taken both of the weedy s**** by myself but you know what these rood boiz are about. I'd have had more holes in me than a colander. I was absolutely raging when he said I'd called him that, I very nearly got out the car and went for him.

ARGH!!!

JammyP · July 10, 2015

Rugby Toffee said:
My tomato plants are yet to produce any tomatos

It's contagious.

Baines' left foot · July 11, 2015

On my way home last night there was a road closure just about 5 - 10 minutes away from my house. I go to a gym in Wood Green. Police and ambulance everywhere, and hundreds of people stood by.

Turns out it was a drive by shooting. 1 dead 1 critical. Christ. Thoughts are with the families.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-33491983

Fatal double shooting in Wood Green: Murder investigation begins

A murder investigation has begun after a double shooting during rush-hour in north London.

A man, believed to be in his 40s, was shot dead in Lordship Lane, Wood Green, at about 17:45 BST on Friday. He has been named locally as Erdogan Guzel.

Family friend Imam Sumbul said: "He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. The bullet was not meant for him."

A woman in her 50s was also shot and is in a critical but stable condition in hospital, Scotland Yard said.

Forensics officers worked at the scene into the night
Another friend, who did not want to be named, said Mr Guzel was a "good guy" and had two teenage children - a son and daughter - who were believed to be abroad on holiday.

The Met are yet to formerly identify Mr Guzel and no arrests have so far been made.

TheFinnFan · July 11, 2015

Im starting to mow me lawn. My zen-moment.

GERONIMOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Maxwell · July 11, 2015

Working on site at NASS Festival (dnb/grime/dubstep/skateboarding/bmx festival) and who should turn up unannounced... Stacey Solomon.

Loves it.

Frank Gallagher · July 11, 2015

managed to slice the tip of me finger down to the bone with a breadknife this morning...

DualityNSNO · July 11, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
On my way home last night there was a road closure just about 5 - 10 minutes away from my house. I go to a gym in Wood Green. Police and ambulance everywhere, and hundreds of people stood by.

Turns out it was a drive by shooting. 1 dead 1 critical. Christ. Thoughts are with the families.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-33491983

Fatal double shooting in Wood Green: Murder investigation begins

A murder investigation has begun after a double shooting during rush-hour in north London.

A man, believed to be in his 40s, was shot dead in Lordship Lane, Wood Green, at about 17:45 BST on Friday. He has been named locally as Erdogan Guzel.

Family friend Imam Sumbul said: "He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. The bullet was not meant for him."

A woman in her 50s was also shot and is in a critical but stable condition in hospital, Scotland Yard said.

Forensics officers worked at the scene into the night
Another friend, who did not want to be named, said Mr Guzel was a "good guy" and had two teenage children - a son and daughter - who were believed to be abroad on holiday.

The Met are yet to formerly identify Mr Guzel and no arrests have so far been made.

Horrible that.

I learned a month after we moved into our neighbourhood that there'd been a shooting (similar to this, with a target) like a block over in the same neighbourhood. Weird stuff man.

His name (Guzel) means Beautiful in his native language. May he rest in peace.

Baines' left foot · July 12, 2015

I had some MDMA for the first time in ages last night. I keep getting bouts of happiness and sadness. I'm definitely still on it, I just want to go out and get pissed again.