'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Billy Dean]

Been a bit under the weather the last few days

 

[AndyC]

....yep, I had some in but needed a top up as it was really old and not up to latest standard. Just give them a ring, they send somebody out to have a look and then it's done.

As you can imagine with British Gas, all done to specification. Loft looks fantastic now, really deep insulation. Excellent. I was always of a view that you get nothing for nothing but it was easy peasy. Strongly recommend.

Cheers, I'm gonna get on that

 

[tommye]

Just had some cake



yummyyummycake

 

[AndyC]

'Er indoors just about to make my tea.

 

[evertoniandy]

Just drove up to Glasgow after the game. Up for work in 4 hours.

Koff Everton.

 

[evertoniandy]

Just drove up to Glasgow after the game. Up for work in 4 hours.

Koff Everton.

Jk. I love you really.

 

[Baines' left foot]

My days are quite long at the moment. Out at 5:45am and back through the door at 8:30pm.

 

[rascal]

For the past two weeks I've been suffering with prostate pain after watching X Videos, past few days I've had pain in the balls, today I've just spotted a lump.

Yet I can't get an appointment with the doctor. Nice one. TBF it's probably nothing, and I'm worrying over nowt.

 

[SH1958]

More Red Shi*e shirts sold in Bristol than on Merseyside according to Sports Direct study
STAGGERING results from retail company Sports Direct have revealed that more Liverpool shirts are sold in Bristol than on Merseyside.

Figures released say 7.09% of jerseys are brought in the City with London topping the charts with 50.07% and Dublin trailing just behind with 9.18%.

Liverpool itself came fourth in the results poll.

 

[The Esk]

It's raining in Harlow, Essex

 

[Maxwell]

It has stopped raining in Wilmslow

 

[Kurt.]

I am emitting fluid from most orifices .... Yet I shall still turn up for work tomorrow....

 

[Peter Karalis]

Just ate a great curry.

 

[The Esk]

Stopped raining in Harlow, Essex.

 

[Kurt.]

I like mcbusted