'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Billy Dean]

Just sitting down at the moment.

 

[scratchnsurf]

My socks are mostly black, with gold bits.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Just had a coffee and now I need a poo.

 

[Efcbradley89]

Hull vs Stoke has just kicked off

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Deactivated my facebook account. I'm happier now.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'm unwell.

 

[Eggs]

.....dropped Little Eggs and his lady off at the airport earlier, he's gone back to his job in Dubai after spending a few months at home. Missing the fella already, not too bad me, Mrs Eggs and daughter, Dr Eggs are going out to visit at the beginning of October.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Mick's back (again)

 

[Billy Dean]

Mick's back (again)

who is it?

 

[Billy Dean]

Mick's back (again)

ah, just found his thread

 

[scratchnsurf]

I'm unwell.

Stay on topic please. Those bodies under the patio point to the fact that this isn't breaking news and criminal psychologists the world over will be interested.

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

 

[HSD]

There's a spider half the size of my hand on the wall and I want to go to bed but not with that above me!

The glass I have to catch it isn't big enough. Send help.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

There's a spider half the size of my hand on the wall and I want to go to bed but not with that above me!

The glass I have to catch it isn't big enough. Send help.

Vacuum it up or smash it on the head with a sweeping brush.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Just sitting down at the moment.

pmsl, tickled me that for some reason.