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Bungle said:
Follow her home mate, girls love that as well, makes them feel protected. Give her a wave when she looks out the window when she's getting changed as well just so she knows you've made the effort to climb the garden fence to make sure she got upstairs ok.
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Is her door slightly ajar? a clear sign she wants you to let yourself in..
Is it locked?... let yourself in anyway, imagine how happy she will be if you made the effort to walk her from inside her own house to the river.

You may find she starts a game of chase.. that is always fun, be sure to join in as its a great ice breaker.
 
High 5 Bungle, I think we've steered butters towards a great night out and a long term relationship that will last and last...

Now then Bainesleftfoot has a hot chick waiting on his computermebob... Do you reckon he needs any further advice?
 
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Ihaters said:
High 5 Bungle, I think we've steered butters towards a great night out and a long term relationship that will last and last...

Now then Bainesleftfoot has a hot chick waiting on his computermebob... Do you reckon he needs any further advice?
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A job well done right there mate.

@Baines' left foot is a hunk, I've seen the semi naked modelling shots from the docks, I don't think we can offer anything here.
 

Bungle said:
A job well done right there mate.

@Baines' left foot is a hunk, I've seen the semi naked modelling shots from the docks, I don't think we can offer anything here.
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Ah well, apart from aksing BLF to avoid raping Butters and throwing him into the lake if the picture of his internet bird has been... exagerated, and in fact is butters on his hot date, I guess we are done.

I feel like one of the two from the Fosters add... great call mate.
 
Ihaters said:
Ah well, apart from aksing BLF to avoid raping Butters and throwing him into the lake if the picture of his internet bird has been... exagerated, and in fact is butters on his hot date, I guess we are done.

I feel like one of the two from the Fosters add... great call mate.
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I saw them in the new ad the other day where they're playing volleyball, it somehow doesn't seem right to see them doing anything other than sitting down drinking.
 
Bungle said:
I saw them in the new ad the other day where they're playing volleyball, it somehow doesn't seem right to see them doing anything other than sitting down drinking.
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Yeah that one sucks, all turned into a bit of a 118 118 advert. They are supposedly the guru's you ring for advice on cool things, but their idiots now.
 

Just had a fat boy feast.......... Fray Bentos minced beef pie, chips and peas with fresh tiger bread...... Now having strawberry Angel Delight.
 

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