'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Bungle]

Aye. Embarrassing when you click 'yes' to a munter by mistake. It uses your Facebook account and you can only use the photos off that.

This is going quite well so far anyway. 3 fitties so far. It's alright I've only got my last ever exam tomorrow.

No. Self. Control.

Might sign up and see if my mrs is on there, and mark her down as a 'NO', she might be gone by the time I get home then.

Last ever Uni exam, so completely all done, as in no more Uni at all? You got anything lined up job wise when you're done?

 

[Maxwell]

I wish i was single so i could be a massive Tinder pest. Stupid girlfriend.

 

[Billy Dean]

actually sounds right up my street that, wonder why I've never tried it

try it mate, it's awesome.

 

[Pat's Van]

try it mate, it's awesome.

save me a slice old chum, save me a slice

 

[Baines' left foot]

Might sign up and see if my mrs is on there, and mark her down as a 'NO', she might be gone by the time I get home then.

Last ever Uni exam, so completely all done, as in no more Uni at all? You got anything lined up job wise when you're done?

Hahaha. Aye that is the case, unless I have to do any resits, which shouldn't be the case.

And nope, just going to get back on the tools and pray that the weather is good whilst I apply.

I wish i was single so i could be a massive Tinder pest. Stupid girlfriend.

I'm going to be such a bad pest on this. I've had a horribly long dry spell.

 

[Bungle]

Hahaha. Aye that is the case, unless I have to do any resits, which shouldn't be the case.

And nope, just going to get back on the tools and pray that the weather is good whilst I apply.

Good luck tomorrow then mate, in the meantime obviously line up a few off tinder for a celebratory orgy and boast about it to make me and @Maxwell jealous and resent our girlfriends more than we already do.

 

[Baines' left foot]

11 matches. That should keep me busy. Really should not have downloaded that app today.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Good luck tomorrow then mate, in the meantime obviously line up a few off tinder for a celebratory orgy and boast about it to make me and @Maxwell jealous and resent our girlfriends more than we already do.

Hahaha. Having a girlfriend has it's perks. Although when you're on a massive dry spell your imagination wanks get quite interesting.

 

[mrs the esk]

What's wrong with meeting people face to face? humpphhh youngsters of today!

 

[Baines' left foot]

What's wrong with meeting people face to face? humpphhh youngsters of today!

I'd love to but unfortunately I don't get out much at the moment

This is what it's come to.

 

[mrs the esk]

I'd love to but unfortunately I don't get out much at the moment

This is what it's come to.

Switch the computer and phone off and get out!

 

[Bungle]

What's wrong with meeting people face to face? humpphhh youngsters of today!

Are you on tinder mrs esk? or Grindr? I've searched various combinations but with no luck so far, although Mr Esk is all over Grindr

 

[mrs the esk]

Are you on tinder mrs esk? or Grindr? I've searched various combinations but with no luck so far, although Mr Esk is all over Grindr

I know he made me delete my account when he found me there

xx

 

[Bungle]

I know he made me delete my account when he found me there

xx

Haha He gave me a 'YES', small consolation really.

 

[mrs the esk]

Is what I have heard about Grindr and Tinder true? Really?