'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

Ashtonian · May 9, 2014

trying to kill the next 59 minutes in work til home time.

BTW in other news, our department now expects people to shut of their computers AT 5 instead of a couple minutes before.

Wonderful.

GwladysStreetHero · May 9, 2014

Hate when you go to click on he top youtube video only for the promoted video to quickly appear thus you click that instead advertising scam!

LeeRab · May 9, 2014

At work: Just been sat at my desk so bored that i found myself playing ' pong ' tennis with the mouse pointer on my screen. Completely zoned out for a good 5 minutes. 2 missed calls too NEA

and can someone tell me why Asians are crap at driving ? whats that about ?

Billy Dean · May 9, 2014

off to the supermarket to buy me some tiramisu. I'm hoping it will pick me up after a late night last night

Baines' left foot · May 12, 2014

Got my phone back today. Looks like they've given me a new one and not repaired it after all.

*downloads Tinder immediately*

Bungle · May 12, 2014

Baines' left foot said:
Got my phone back today. Looks like they've given me a new one and not repaired it after all.

*downloads Tinder immediately*

*Gets on tinder posing as Luscious Liverpool based lady looking for Heswall hunk.

Baines' left foot · May 12, 2014

Bungle said:
*Gets on tinder posing as Luscious Liverpool based lady looking for Heswall hunk.

*swipes right to Bungle Errr I mean Luscious Liverpool babe*

Pat's Van · May 12, 2014

Billy Dean said:
off to the supermarket to buy me some tiramisu. I'm hoping it will pick me up after a late night last night

what actually is that ??? is it like hummus ?

Bungle · May 12, 2014

Baines' left foot said:
*swipes right to Bungle Errr I mean Luscious Liverpool babe*

I have no real idea what Tinder is, is it like Grindr, cos I'm familiar with that.

Baines' left foot · May 12, 2014

Bungle said:
I have no real idea what Tinder is, is it like Grindr, cos I'm familiar with that.

Not used it in ages but you just see pictures of females and answer either yes or no, if you say yes and they say yes then you're both notified. Takes the demoralising aspect out of online dating. Unless you get no matches, that is.

Ashtonian · May 12, 2014

I have just purchased a Guitar hero drum set from a guy that left our place months ago. £20 but comes with all the bits and pieces i need.

Also has a Dongle for a different guitar that i opted out of buying, wonder if he will notice it has gone? haha

Billy Dean · May 12, 2014

Pat's Van said:
what actually is that ??? is it like hummus ?

It's a dessert mate. The king of deserts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiramisu

Bungle · May 12, 2014

Baines' left foot said:
Not used it in ages but you just see pictures of females and answer either yes or no, if you say yes and they say yes then you're both notified. Takes the demoralising aspect out of online dating. Unless you get no matches, that is.

So if you both say yes, then what? They put you in touch with each other? And then prey she hasn't used her mates photo?

Pat's Van · May 12, 2014

Billy Dean said:
It's a dessert mate. The king of deserts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiramisu

actually sounds right up my street that, wonder why I've never tried it

Baines' left foot · May 12, 2014

Bungle said:
So if you both say yes, then what? They put you in touch with each other? And then prey she hasn't used her mates photo?

Aye. Embarrassing when you click 'yes' to a munter by mistake. It uses your Facebook account and you can only use the photos off that.

This is going quite well so far anyway. 3 fitties so far. It's alright I've only got my last ever exam tomorrow.

No. Self. Control.