Blag ways USM can give us money.

[Tipp blue]

Moshiri finding random suitcases full of fifty pound notes around goodison.

 

[Lelouch]

It's my own fault for thinking this would be a serious thread.

 

[Tipp blue]

It's my own fault for thinking this would be a serious thread.

It is serious, Maybe uzzy could buy a Tom Davies game worn jersey signed by Gilfi in an anonymous auction for 2 million quid.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Sponsor our medical team.

They are always kept pretty busy

 

[daza_1973]

Watch Brewster's Millions.

 

[tommye]

It's my own fault for thinking this would be a serious thread.

You not been here long?
Why not introduce yourself in the new signings forum. Post lots

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Mysterious bags of unmarked notes in the lost property cupboard

 

[Seathestars]

Put Uefa on 5% of any dealings and they’ll soon turn a blind eye to any shenanigans

 

[MercuryBlue88]

Buy a cheap team somewhere, and pay us rediculous loan fees to borrow our kids.

 

[tommye]

Could we not just arrange to have all our midfielders tragically killed and claim the insurance?

Dispose of the dross, get cash in, free to buy more dross.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

A USM sponsored Boo-a-thon could rake in billions.

 

[chrissyjack]

Sponsor cushions for throwing from the Top Balcony

 

[Neiler]

Buy a cheap team somewhere, and pay us rediculous loan fees to borrow our kids.

Like Schalke loaning Kenny, id be interested to see his loan fee.

 

[Carloblues]

Just do what city have done, after all this what did they get a 10m fine? 10m fine is the cost for building one of the best teams in the world? Take that all day ( don't think we have anywhere like the money they do btw )

 

[Cels]

Could we not just arrange to have all our midfielders tragically killed and claim the insurance?

Dispose of the dross, get cash in, free to buy more dross.

Could just be the human sacrifice needed to turn our fortunes around.