Black Saturday

[everton1953]

Jimmy Grimble. Great piece of poetry! Hope you get away with the disguised expletives, I didn't.

 

[degsy]

Twas the week before chrimbo. The fans were in bits.
The defence had a shocker, the spineless 3 t**s.
Pickford was woeful, not a save to be had.
And some of you clowns thought that Robles was bad.
Coleman's still mustard, just way out of date.
Mina gives it away like yer ma (on a plate).
Walcott's a chicken, devoid of it's head.
Lookman's done nothing, but we'll play him instead.
Bernard's like a worse version of Osman for us.
Wish my bird went down like Richarlison does.
Niasse is in heaven, Tosun is sh***e.
Like an overpaid, slow inverse Turkish delight.
But Digne is the business, like a modern day Baines
And for now we've got Gomes, who eases our pains
And who knows with Siggy, he sometimes comes good
Against Tottenham next Sunday you'd hope that he would.
So we thought we were ace, but it turns out not quite.
Merry Chrimbo to all, but not the red sh**e.

You passed the interview for GOT's poet laureate...the great McGonagall doffs his cap to you

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Silva himself has said a number of times that football is a results game, and he's not wrong like.

Performances have improved, but the next step is to turn those performances into wins more frequently and that requires a mentality change as much as it does personnel.

I'm just never confident with us when to comes to doing that. We've been coming up short for years now despite 'threatening' to knock on the door at the top a couple times. We're like a 16 year old lid turning up to a club in town who, despite how clean his new Continentals are looking, still won't be let it.

 

[Philw]

Twas the week before chrimbo. The fans were in bits.
The defence had a shocker, the spineless 3 t**s.
Pickford was woeful, not a save to be had.
And some of you clowns thought that Robles was bad.
Coleman's still mustard, just way out of date.
Mina gives it away like yer ma (on a plate).
Walcott's a chicken, devoid of it's head.
Lookman's done nothing, but we'll play him instead.
Bernard's like a worse version of Osman for us.
Wish my bird went down like Richarlison does.
Niasse is in heaven, Tosun is sh***e.
Like an overpaid, slow inverse Turkish delight.
But Digne is the business, like a modern day Baines
And for now we've got Gomes, who eases our pains
And who knows with Siggy, he sometimes comes good
Against Tottenham next Sunday you'd hope that he would.
So we thought we were ace, but it turns out not quite.
Merry Chrimbo to all, but not the red sh**e.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

God rest ye grand old gentlemen let nothing you dismay.
Remember Sam had 27 points by chrimbo day.
We'll lose at home to Tottenham, city battered us away
No-oh tidings of comfort and joy....

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Once in royal blue David's city stood a club of which we could be proud.
Duncan's goal, to take us into Europe by some cheating b#@*** disallowed.
Martinez began the rot.
@davek could see it not
Then came koeman of the fat head
Spending big on lots of number 10s.
Big fat Sam and little Sammy red sh**e
Tubby Rooney missing all the pens.
And he leads the park end on.
We're just grateful that he's gone.
And through all our wondrous childhoods
We had sheedy, Sharp and Andy gray.
Now we've Tosun, Davies and holgate. Peter Reid replaced by gana gueye.
See the poor the meek and lowly,
That's just our back 4 and goalie.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Come they told me parupapumpum
A new born team to see parupapumpum
A boss with no gravy parupapumpum
No Wiliams, Bolassie parupapumpum rupapumpum rupapumpum
Still fail abjectly parupapumpum
Silva's a bum.
Baby Jesus parupapumpum
Why do you hate the blues parupapumpum
Why do you make us lose parupapumpum
Our stinking attitudes parupapumpum rupapumpum rupapumpum
Kenwrong, Moshiri.. parupapumpum
Silva's a bum.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Nobody does weekends quite like you Everton.

 

[Toast]

Saints away is by far the easiest match for me to get to.
I had 3 tickets for the game.

I decided to jib it off as I honestly knew what was coming and after last year I just couldn't be arsed with it.

Crap fan, maybe.

But I can't watch some of these charlatans much more.

 

[Joey66]

Most Saturdays are Black when we attempt to play.......

 

[GwladysBlue]

Anyone else get their season ticket renewal forms today? 'Side by Side'. Really? Are we?

 

[Goat]

Saints away is by far the easiest match for me to get to.
I had 3 tickets for the game.

I decided to jib it off as I honestly knew what was coming and after last year I just couldn't be arsed with it.

Crap fan, maybe.

But I can't watch some of these charlatans much more.

No theres actually no doubt that you are indeed a very crap fan.

 

[Super Kevin sheedy]

Anyone else get their season ticket renewal forms today? 'Side by Side'. Really? Are we?

Slide by slide, down the table.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Really at the end of the rope now, only for auto renew I've got another season, I reckon I'll be selling on stub hub a bit though