Lawrence
Player Valuation: £5m
He never even did Shakespeare. Threw his hand up Rita Littlewoods skirt and was the only scouscer in the sixties to make a record that didn't hit the top 100. How the bloody hell did we end up with it.
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £35m
Memorial on Monday , 2pm.
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £50m
Still shining down on us. Such a crazy coincidence that as soon as he departed this life we started playing like prime Barcelona from 2008/09.
I have forgotten about him already
Drico
Player Valuation: £50m
It's like a curse has been lifted...
Toffeepot
Player Valuation: £35m
That's why he preplanned the memorial
He will never let you forget muhahaha
Is it at the Boy's pen end ?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Who?
Is it at the Boy's pen end ?
Have to wonder if his world class fellow board members will be attending.
CrustySack
Player Valuation: £0.99p
I hear there will be another Everton first.
Everton will be the first club to appoint an A.I. lifeform as chairman. Details are still sketchy but the A.I. has been trained using data from an unknown source. The A.I. is called Bill.e and it's first words were 'good times'.
Watch this space..
Everton will be the first club to appoint an A.I. lifeform as chairman. Details are still sketchy but the A.I. has been trained using data from an unknown source. The A.I. is called Bill.e and it's first words were 'good times'.
Watch this space..
Weirdos.
Give it a rest mate.FFS
Taifi gorm
Player Valuation: £10m
Nice touch Arteta finding his way there
