the sniderman
Player Valuation: £40m
their winkies do not work anymore buddy which makes them as function as their tiny brains.
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or at least knock up a bingo card.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
I often think what Everton would do too.
When I'm on a train:
When I'm on a plane:
Skiing:
Sitting by a river:
So maybe others do think like that.
When I'm on a train:
When I'm on a plane:
Skiing:
Sitting by a river:
So maybe others do think like that.
The fella chats weapon-grade wham sadly.
I dont blame him for us being crap for the last few years, but the sooner he koffs the better for everybody I feel.
I dont blame him for us being crap for the last few years, but the sooner he koffs the better for everybody I feel.
Big Sams Undies
Player Valuation: £15m
What would the Everton board do…
1) Spend a year chasing a lame duck named Marco Silva, blatantly tapping him up via the media before sacking the muppet once they got him.
2) Appoint fat Ronk purely due to his career as a player in the bizarre belief that it would increase our reputation.
3) Appoint Steve Walsh and let him go sick buying numbers 10s and absolute dead heads.
4) Blowing £500m in 4 years on dog turd players.
5) Let a DOF actually pay money to bring in Iwobi and Delph.
6) Give every failure and wrong-un a job because they happen to be a former player.
7) Project Kirkby.
8) Kings dock.
9) Lick Jim Whites bum hole for attention and come out with nonsense about Lukaku leaving due to voodoo.
10) Being had off by a bloke in a Manchester bedsit that he was wedged.
Yeah we’re a superb example for other clubs to follow… If they’d like to go go tits up.
1) Spend a year chasing a lame duck named Marco Silva, blatantly tapping him up via the media before sacking the muppet once they got him.
2) Appoint fat Ronk purely due to his career as a player in the bizarre belief that it would increase our reputation.
3) Appoint Steve Walsh and let him go sick buying numbers 10s and absolute dead heads.
4) Blowing £500m in 4 years on dog turd players.
5) Let a DOF actually pay money to bring in Iwobi and Delph.
6) Give every failure and wrong-un a job because they happen to be a former player.
7) Project Kirkby.
8) Kings dock.
9) Lick Jim Whites bum hole for attention and come out with nonsense about Lukaku leaving due to voodoo.
10) Being had off by a bloke in a Manchester bedsit that he was wedged.
Yeah we’re a superb example for other clubs to follow… If they’d like to go go tits up.
Big Sams Undies
Player Valuation: £15m
Oh and 11) Fire up the Bat Signal for Fat Sam to ride in on his structurally reinforced horse to save us from a relegation that was never a threat
1) You're really bad at lists
2) 3,4,5 are the same point. Conflate.
3) 7 & 8 see above. Bugger, it's catching.
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Dublin blue 75
Player Valuation: £40m
‘What a manager’ quote is my abiding memory/image of this buffoon in defence of a failing Bobby brown shoes. As he barged into a post match interview with same. Who was duly sacked shortly after. Attention seeking clown.
billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
Out
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
I don't think I've ever heard her speak. Only seen pics or footage with her mouth full
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
That Paul Daniels?Bill at the board meetings.
Carlito
Player Valuation: £40m
Why? Would the alternative have gone four years without buying a first team player, and tried to bury the club on a retail park in an even more remote location? Heaven forbid, they might have somehow managed to cast a less convincing actor to play Chris Samuelson, investor extraordinaire, which could have thrown a spanner in the plan to have the Kings Dock deadline pass.
Thinking back, the only time Kenwright ever told the truth was when he said that he wouldn't sell Rooney for £50m cash (I believe it was £10m up front).
If you want to thank someone for keeping Everton afloat, send Philip Green your regards for finally getting caught. God knows where we'd be otherwise.
Cheeky get. I've followed Everton FC all over England and Europe since the 1970's. What absolute nonsense to suggest we should be able to name somebody who might have bought the club instead of Kenwright. What in God's name is that supposed mean? How do I know who might of bought EFC? Instead of defending Kenwright with better the devil you know, let's deal with the facts, shall we? On his watch we've had failed ground moves, selling Rooney to stop us going bankrupt, the embarrassment of the Chris Samuelson nonsense, the phoney investment deal with NTL, oh and the small matter of not one single piece of silverware in a generation. And still people defend Kenwright because apparently things might have been worse if persons unknown had bought us instead of him. Unbelievable.
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Kind of ironic this pointless thread was started around some irrelevant Kenwright comments being labelled bonkers and you've just come out with that.
This week weve lost a manager and some peoples take on it is to sulk about Bill again, amazing, Bill is the least of our worries and has been for 5 years
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
...there exist very few threesomes, involving Amanda Holden, that @ForeverBlue92 would not desire to participate in...I believe you have just identified one of those exceptions
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