best/worst chat up lines

[bluebab]

Well, [Poor language removed] me if your name's not Ethel.

 

[bluebab]

Fancy a game of hide and seek? I'll hide, you seek and if you can find me, you can [Poor language removed] me.

I'll be in the second toilet cubicle on the right.

 

[Luke Steere]

My top 3:

1. Leer at them in the creepiest manner possible for as long as you can maintain without smiling.
2. Would you like to buy me a drink? - Always confuses 'em. Once they're confused, you're halfway there.
3. Can I buy you a drink? Girl says yes, then you drop the "Two waters thanks" to the bartender. BAM


I can guarantee all of these will get your willy whet. If not there has to be something wrong with you.