Best insults aimed at a player

[Lob]

Funniest one i remember was when me and our kid used to go to the match with our Dad and me Dad was always very calm and collected and was always telling us off for getting too carried away and swearing etc, as you do. Gordon Strachan was running down the wing right by us and doing nothing wrong at all and for absolutely no reason me Dad jumped up and shouted Go on Strachan **** off you ginger headed ****. We and everyone around us were stunned and couldn't stop laughing for ages. It was one of those moments that you had to be there really to realise just how funny it was.

Don't half miss him (5 years now) but loads of boss memories thankfully.

 

[Dooguk]

"F'king 'ell Pickford, Phillip Schofield came out quicker than you" Is the best I've heard in ages.

 

[tonka1878]

I remember this thread being funnier?! The M*****-F%%%%%% Swear filter really adds to it though.