Best chat up lines

Caso01 · January 16, 2015

my favourite " can you fight"?
When she replies yes,
"We'll take your knickers off and let me see yer box".

Any other good ones?

micknick · January 16, 2015

I think theres something wrong with my phone can you just call it for me a second...

riddick · January 16, 2015

Surprise!

l4toffee · January 16, 2015

Get yer rat out

heatmeiser · January 16, 2015

bluebrotha77 · January 16, 2015

heatmeiser said:
asl?

how do you like your eggs in the morning fried or fertilised? never works but makes me laugh haha

roydo · January 16, 2015

You working tonight?

sageyefc · January 16, 2015

'Does this smell like chloroform to you?'

Whitebootman · January 16, 2015

Mrs WBM asked me if I would like a cup of tea in 1984. Not a typical chat up line but it still works 30 years later.

tmgc · January 16, 2015

Is Chico out Mrs Azul?

JAYTALITY · January 16, 2015

I used to take out 1000 euro in crisp notes anytime I'd buy a drink I'd pull the wad out. I didn't have to say much.it was me who got approached. The 1000 euro was all I had to my name mind but my portfolio of birds is comprehensive.

Kurt. · January 16, 2015

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

Hellerad · January 16, 2015

Sorry miss, I seemed to have dropped my ATM receipt.
*awkward collision as she bends down to pick it up
So sorry miss, you seem to have bumped into my large bulging crotch. So embarrassing.
You've been so kind, can I buy you a drink?

Kurt. · January 16, 2015

Tbh I never really say anything, I just sit in the corner and casually lick my eyebrows, for some reason I'm popular with the ladies.

Tramps_mate · January 16, 2015

'Do you like big cock?' As he flopped it out in front of them.

My mates line.. Disgusting how many times it worked actually.

Although he did aim for 'the fatter, the better as they are more grateful..' His words.