Benidorm

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Darren Lyons

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Going to benidorm next week. Anyone been there? Any recommendations, things I have to do. Going the waterpark on the 30th the last day it opens (our first day) but apart from that I haven't arranged anything else. Also any good pubs for footy and places to eat.

Before any smart arses say have a look, search the internet etc. I have done i am just asking if anyone on here has any personal experience.
 

I'm staying in the rincoln area just by stretford end and yorkshire pride2.

5 lads going so should be a laugh! Footy team we play for will be goosed as its losing its goalie, rb 2 ch an cm and only one of the ch doesnt normally start haha
 
I've been twice, the place is crazy and I love it. The square is good for the clubs. Beachcomber is good, just watch out it's mainly where all the spanish locals go. Be sure to check out Cafe Benidorm when the Take That Tribute act is on, minge everywhere. Rocky's Bar, Red Lion are good gaffs.

If you're walking around at like 1-3am watch out for the groups of prostitutes, they will rob you and give you aids. (Not speaking from experience)
 

There is no strip but there is a massive are of squares with bars on every corner with acts like Stick Vicky, Comedians, Chubby Brown Impersonators, if you want a gay time, pop the old town after midnight, before 10pm its a nice shopping area.

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Left triange Old Town/Gay Middle triange is all the squares with entertainment every evening. and the beach side is where all the cafes are where u can get a full english and watch football.
 
I'm staying in the rincoln area just by stretford end and yorkshire pride2.

5 lads going so should be a laugh! Footy team we play for will be goosed as its losing its goalie, rb 2 ch an cm and only one of the ch doesnt normally start haha

You will love it mate benidorm is top

If you like a laugh there is a comedian called Gary George who is mint we went in summer he was on at a bar called the zodiac in the square there was also a scouse comedian on whos name I cant remmember he was hilarious as well ( The gags were not very politically correct but who cares)
 
I've been twice, the place is crazy and I love it. The square is good for the clubs. Beachcomber is good, just watch out it's mainly where all the spanish locals go. Be sure to check out Cafe Benidorm when the Take That Tribute act is on, minge everywhere. Rocky's Bar, Red Lion are good gaffs.

If you're walking around at like 1-3am watch out for the groups of prostitutes, they will rob you and give you aids. (Not speaking from experience)

Good advice bout the take that might look like a wooly woofter though haha. 5 lads on a take that night!
 
There is no strip but there is a massive are of squares with bars on every corner with acts like Stick Vicky, Comedians, Chubby Brown Impersonators, if you want a gay time, pop the old town after midnight, before 10pm its a nice shopping area.

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Left triange Old Town/Gay Middle triange is all the squares with entertainment every evening. and the beach side is where all the cafes are where u can get a full english and watch football.

Think the middle triangle is were we'll be all of the time. Might wander into the old town but will be during the day.

Nice one for the map think are hotel is around the G on the map.
 

You will love it mate benidorm is top

If you like a laugh there is a comedian called Gary George who is mint we went in summer he was on at a bar called the zodiac in the square there was also a scouse comedian on whos name I cant remmember he was hilarious as well ( The gags were not very politically correct but who cares)

Deffo up for some comedians mate. was the scouse comedian in zodiac 2. My kinda comedy that mate!
 
A bit different to the normal Bendidorm thing but about an hour inland (if that) in the mountains is the Cuavas de canelobre? (Cave of candles) really spectacular caverns. Really close to them and can be done in the same trip is the fonts de algar, waterfalls etc where you can jump into these lush rock pools etc. Had a great day there.
 
A bit different to the normal Bendidorm thing but about an hour inland (if that) in the mountains is the Cuavas de canelobre? (Cave of candles) really spectacular caverns. Really close to them and can be done in the same trip is the fonts de algar, waterfalls etc where you can jump into these lush rock pools etc. Had a great day there.

Tbh cant see the lads going for that on a lads holiday haha. I can see it going like this lads wanna go see some caves and rock dive "no" sound lets get pissed haha
 

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