2023/24 Ben Godfrey

I swear if Ben Godfrey ever starts in midfield for us I will commit seppuku in front of the holy trinity statue

I believe you would commit hara-kiri. Seppuku is where you have a 'second' who would chop your head off after you slice your stomach.

Not sure you could find someone to do that for you...so hara-kiri would be the more awful but simpler solution.

Hopefully we can get £15mil+ for Godfrey. That could give us a decent amount for a new player.
 
I believe you would commit hara-kiri. Seppuku is where you have a 'second' who would chop your head off after you slice your stomach.

Not sure you could find someone to do that for you...so hara-kiri would be the more awful but simpler solution.

Hopefully we can get £15mil+ for Godfrey. That could give us a decent amount for a new player.

Zat we aren’t getting half of that for him.
 
I believe you would commit hara-kiri. Seppuku is where you have a 'second' who would chop your head off after you slice your stomach.

Not sure you could find someone to do that for you...so hara-kiri would be the more awful but simpler solution.

Hopefully we can get £15mil+ for Godfrey. That could give us a decent amount for a new player.
Wouldn't worry about that Zat, if there's only one thing Everton FC have been good at in my lifetime, its making my head fall off.
 

I believe you would commit hara-kiri. Seppuku is where you have a 'second' who would chop your head off after you slice your stomach.

Not sure you could find someone to do that for you...so hara-kiri would be the more awful but simpler solution.

Hopefully we can get £15mil+ for Godfrey. That could give us a decent amount for a new player.
I’ll do it
 


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