Being realistic

[jon darwen]

The transfer situation has been nothing short of ridiculous

but realistically, although it is everton, we wont go past the deadline without signing at least 4 i dont think. the last week will see a load of plan b targets coming through, that swiss guy inler and people like that. Moyesie isnt stupid enough to think we can go through the season with what weve got.

I'm expecting a lot of activity in the last week - no Moutinho or Love but i think we will see some new faces. There is no way it cant happen.

watch this space hahahahaha.

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

The transfer situation has been nothing short of ridiculous

but realistically, although it is everton, we wont go past the deadline without signing at least 4 i dont think. the last week will see a load of plan b targets coming through, that swiss guy inler and people like that. Moyesie isnt stupid enough to think we can go through the season with what weve got.

I'm expecting a lot of activity in the last week - no Moutinho or Love but i think we will see some new faces. There is no way it cant happen.

watch this space hahahahaha.

I lol'd at this bit in the guardian rumour mill from yesterday-

'Everton's David Moyes, meanwhile, has laid some carpet on the toilet-lid, got some Molton Brown hand soap in and is offering Switzerland's defender Gokhan Inler some individual hand-towels, the pick of several aftershaves and some awkward small-talk'.

but partly because of the opening to the piece:-

In The Sun today, there's a story about an enormous inflatable dog poo bringing down a power-line in Switzerland after being swept away by a gust of wind.

It's a great read. But, if truth be told, it's an old one having appeared in The Guardian ten days ago. It's so old in fact that, were it a pile of dog mess it may well have adopted an unprepossessing white hue. In your face, The Sun.

And, once again, it's the same old crap on the back pages too but, once again, the Mill has donned a pair of Marigolds, wrapped a fetching pinny around its waist and polished it right up with its magic chamois leather of enlightenment. Just for you.