Bedwetters Anonymous

[Efcjake]

Anything from Sylvain mate?...Had no semi skimmed delivered for 3 days

Tell your wife to give him a bell. He'll come round sharpish.

 

[Efcjake]

Errmm How do we do this?


My name's Jake.

I'm a bedwetter.

When I see the amounts we're spending on midtable tosh my head wobbles.

 

[Efcjake]

Connor has never pretended hes ITK.

I suggest you pipe rar down tho.

Consider this a yellow card.

I've seen @Connor referred to as a "Another fake ITK" in some circles.

 

[longers]

You can sign me up to the bed wetters anonymous group if we sign Bolasie. Piss stained mattresses all day long if we sign him.

 

[ilikecheese]

@ToffeeTim ask for forgiveness in here.

Zat's head is gonna proper fall off too.

 

[Connor]

Room for one more lads?

Koeman buying Bolasie for 30 and selling Mirallas has me well and truly wetting the bed.

 

[ToffeeTim]

@ToffeeTim ask for forgiveness in here.

Zat's head is gonna proper fall off too.

I'm gone here.

Everton you break my heart.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I've just shat meself on the bolasie news - can I be in your gang?

 

[Dixie D]

Tell your wife to give him a bell. He'll come round sharpish.

Not after last time mate...she's still walking like John Wayne

 

[Efcjake]

Room for one more lads?

Koeman buying Bolasie for 30 and selling Mirallas has me well and truly wetting the bed.

Oh boy.

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Somebody left the waterworks on last night. I've got a standing inch of piss in my house.

 

[DanEFC92]

Room for one more lads?

pants are covered in piss

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Room for one more lads?

Koeman buying Bolasie for 30 and selling Mirallas has me well and truly wetting the bed.

What???!!! Installing commode as we speak.

 

[windymiller]

Room for one more lads?

Koeman buying Bolasie for 30 and selling Mirallas has me well and truly wetting the bed.

Possibly Stones, Lukaku, Mirallas out, Williams, Bony and Bolasie in. Progress.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Anyone not in here is obviously no judge of a football player because Bolasie is an abomonation.