Beckford

phooey77 · July 31, 2011

just heard on twitter beckford\west ham link ..... fourth official

Woolly Blue · July 31, 2011

phooey77 said:
just heard on twitter beckford\west ham link ..... fourth official

More chance of me copping off with Pippa Middleton.

Frank Drebin · July 31, 2011

I would say it was total testicles but then i recall his spat with moyes at wolves. He never forgets if you cross him.

RFUS · July 31, 2011

Nonsense.

Why would he step down a tier after looking so promising in the prem?

I heart Becks, too. He's going nowhere.

Frank Drebin · July 31, 2011

Woolly Blue said:
More chance of me copping off with Pippa Middleton.

I spent a good half hour in work last week having a typical fantasy bout kate middleton. Then i was daydreaming about dating pippa and hanging out with all the royals. Then i had a self confidence crisis and thought she'd probably cheat on me with some toff. I was imagining payback when i sold my tabloid tale with the headline 'I turned Pippa's arse into ground zero,' when i realised someone had been talking to me for five minutes. My mum probably wouldnt have approved anyway.

phooey77 · July 31, 2011

i dont see it too last few games he looks the part ... this forth official guy looks pretty spot on

heatmeiser · July 31, 2011

Frank Drebin said:
I spent a good half hour in work last week having a typical fantasy bout kate middleton. Then i was daydreaming about dating pippa and hanging out with all the royals. Then i had a self confidence crisis and thought she'd probably cheat on me with some toff. I was imagining payback when i sold my tabloid tale with the headline 'I turned Pippa's arse into ground zero,' when i realised someone had been talking to me for five minutes. My mum probably wouldnt have approved anyway.

Tell me what you did to her.

Frank Drebin · July 31, 2011

heatmeiser said:
Tell me what you did to her.

Built a mosque on it.

Woolly Blue · July 31, 2011

Frank Drebin said:
I spent a good half hour in work last week having a typical fantasy bout kate middleton. Then i was daydreaming about dating pippa and hanging out with all the royals. Then i had a self confidence crisis and thought she'd probably cheat on me with some toff. I was imagining payback when i sold my tabloid tale with the headline 'I turned Pippa's arse into ground zero,' when i realised someone had been talking to me for five minutes. My mum probably wouldnt have approved anyway.

The two-timing cow, I thought she only had eyes for me.