Beards

[Alio]

Who has one? Is it mighty? I'm bored

I'm currently growing a 2 week beard, not done that for a while and I'm loving it. Who's got one? Is it just me? I'm talking bum beards here....

I'm going for the Mellberg look it seems

As a 15 year old, desperately trying to grow a bit of bum fluff on the old chin, we would nickname each other in grades of beard as kids. The one in the group who had the best growth would be known as Beard 1 and so on....

Is it because I'm turning 30 next year that I'm thinking of keeping it?

 

[peteblue]

they look rubbish on women ......

 

[johnnydawg68]

Do goatees count? Or does it have to be of the Grizzly Adams variety?

 

[Alio]

Do goatees count? Or does it have to be of the Grizzly Adams variety?

Yeah they count! A Ron Burgandy tache is where its at though....ha

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

I usually let it grow a week then shave it. Sometimes i grow it longer, but it always itches so bad i have to shave it.

 

[Welton Toffee]

I've always got a varying degree of stubble. Shaving is such an effort.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

i went for a handle bar muzzie the other week an i loved it

 

[heatmeiser]

My beard is almost identical to Noel 'Tidy beard' Edmonds.

 

[BlueLlama]

Goatees rule - just keep it trimmed to a grade 2 at max.

 

[Allezfan]

All real men have beards, like.

I have a get massive, tramp like one, myself. The sort that makes me look like I eat small children.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

My beard is almost identical to Noel 'Tidy beard' Edmonds.

Do people want to punch you? I know i want to puch Noel.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I usually let it grow a week then shave it. Sometimes i grow it longer, but it always itches so bad i have to shave it.

likewise.

in fact it's rare i let it go a week nowadays, since i started shaving my yed I can't get enough of it and just keep on wanting that soft smooth skin. I might go for the full 'restore to factory settings' one day.

if your goin' for a full on george michael though you should try this stuff

no guesses why he wants that hole lubed

 

[heatmeiser]

My beard is almost identical to David 'Bushes and slugs' Bellamy.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

My beard is almost identical to David 'Bushes and slugs' Bellamy.

in his former orange state or his new white one

 

[Clint Planet]

Sporting a full beard right now, as it happens. Partly out of having sensitive skin, part laziness and partly the fact that a beard suits the older me more than it used to.




Or were you asking if my wife is merely a wafer-thin veneer of respectable conformity masking my moral shortcomings and barely covert homosexual hijinks?