BBC Apprentice Appreciation Thread...

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Yes, the title is ironic, but this thread is for those who do watch the show. Those who claim not to watch the show <cough, cough> probably should avoid this thread.

The girl's won last week for one single reason. How could techies not be frightened into buying the software from Edna Agbarha, the nearest TV will probably get to a Black S&M version of Anne Robinson.

Basically, however well organised the boys thought they were, they were never going to win. My tip to go Susan Ma - the original plank, though if you can find more than 3 brain cells amongst the boys you're a better person than me.
 

I love it. There. Love it. Who is going to win?? Havnt seen enough of them yet, but some of the girl team do seem hotter than in previous years. Re the boys team. No, I cant either, so i am not a better man than you. Also like Masterchef, and BGT.........
 
Had to laugh at an advert for it.

"But it's for a really important client...."
"...How does that benefit me?"

I gave that response at least 30 times in work last month.
 
Ive watched and loved this show ever since the last Programme in serie's 1 [never heard of it till the final that year],watch the spin off ones to [Junior apprentice etc] there's been some weird people on it over the years and how did the 2 last week not know what an orange looked like.
 

It's 90% entertainment, 10% business, but good fun nonetheless.

I didn't realise it had started again already as the last season didn't finish that long ago. I'll just use iPlayer to catch up!
 
There's a Kopite in it. He's not from Liverpool and he's a gobshite.

Typecasting's finest moment.
 
Anyway i have say my fav part of the Apprentice is when they do the interview process bit by the end of each series,Jim in this current show reminds me of someone that was in tv/shows etc but i dont know who
 
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Had to laugh at an advert for it.

"But it's for a really important client...."
"...How does that benefit me?"

I gave that response at least 30 times in work last month.

Susan Ma, lost in London and with a brain in cyberspace. Wish I could say that the men were better, but that smarmy Vincent "bimbo" Disneur is getting on my wick. The guy who was voted off, Gavin Winstanley, he runs a successful business? Unbelievable, how?
 
Everyone does realise that just like when they pick out the contestants they don't choose them for their business nouse, but their potential entertainment factor?

Half the people on The Apprentice are egotistical tits on a perpetual trip of self-delusion. The other half are just morons. There's maybe a couple of genuinely intelligent, but not completely arrogant, people so someone half decent can win.
 
I love this show. Other than the end results...

...for example last year the guy had the best Alcoholic drink + presentation and lost...

...This year my favourite to win is the Irish guy tbh...its not looking bad this year - cant believe none of the women have gone out yet!
 
OK folks, preview for tonights show. Really looking forward to Nick's facial expressions.

Note, I'm not such a fanboy to write this preview, just borrowed it from an Internet website.

Sugar gathers the remaining 13 business brains (we use the term loosely) under the statue of Aphrodite at the British Museum to reveal their next task: setting up beauty salons in Birmingham. The beauty industry is worth billions with high profit margins. There’s money to be made if you know what you’re doing. Sadly, the two teams tonight don’t.

Project managers are whiny Zoe Beresford and self-confessed “girly girl” Felicity Jackson. One goes for a busy Bull Ring site with a single treatment room. Two hairdos and a massage are soon taking place in a space the size of a broom cupboard. The other opts for an out-of-town mall boasting a three-room spa.

Zoe’s secret weapon is youngest candidate Susan Ma (the song Pretty Vacant was written especially for her - edit), who sells skincare products for a living – but will her advice be heeded or indeed sage? Felicity has preening Vincent Disneur (“I know my cosmetics,” he purrs with a flick of the hair) and inventor Tom Pellereau – the one who looks like Michael Sheen playing Mr Muscle. He spends the day spewing out sums and dad-like sales patter: “It’ll make you look like that pop star. Oh, what’s her name?”

As ever, incompetence ensues and Nick Hewer is on especially splenetic form. Back in the boardroom, Sugar growls: “You’ve done beauty. Time to deal with the beast.” While the winners do a victory jig with the stars of Strictly Come Dancing, the losers face the feared firing finger. Three men have fallen victim so far. Will the gender balance be redressed?
 

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