Battered Men

[bluebastardo]

Wolf - Don't play Bioshock.

 

[Hayee]

An occasional rehearsal perhaps?

you're more than welcome to babysit for me if you're out of practice?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Says the Reidette master. :blink: All innocent fun.

I offer a safe haven for the female members

Although the rest of you do seem to have scared them all away.

 

[wolf277]

Wolf - Don't play Bioshock.

why would I start beating up the furniture

 

[bluebastardo]

you're more than welcome to babysit for me if you're out of practice?

That's not a good idea.
I get broody very easily.

A funny thing happened just before Christmas, While helping a young girl out of the car ( probably about 3 ) the girl grabbed my hand, and playfully wouldn't let go once out of the car. It brought back some wonderful memories, and the next thing, I'm chatting to the wife about the possibility of more kids. I guess that's why Grandparents love having their grandchildren round. Kids are beautiful at that age. Then they become teenagers ....... nuff said.

 

[bluebastardo]

why would I start beating up the furniture

It has something called 'little sisters' where you either have to save them, or harvest them.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHFjN0dVoD0[/media]

Beautiful game btw.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I find it difficult when lads knock for my daughter.
I don't know if my facial expressions give the game away as I 'try' to be nice, but I get the impression they see a ski mask on my face and a big knife in my hand.:huh:

Probably the ski mask and the big knife in your hand gives the game away more than your facial expressions

 

[little curly alan ball]

Ok, now I don't advocate hitting women in the slightest - I think it shows massive weakness.

However, if a woman takes a hammer to me, stubs ciggy's up my nose and burns my arms with a hot iron, well I'm sorry the bitch is going down, quickly followed by me walking out of the relationship.

I just don't get this at all.

I know two lads that this is happening to . No [Poor language removed] . I've explained the whole , handprint across beyatch's kipper , tactic , alas to no avail .
Serious , this goes on .

 

[micknick]

If your wife beats you up then you're a gay.
waits for the PC Nazis to show up*

Says the fella who is regularly beaten with a spade.

 

[little curly alan ball]

I am normally the most laid back person you could ever meet,
(apart from when I'm watching Everton then the air turns blue)
but since the birth of my daughter, I can't even watch a tv program/film where a child is harmed or abused in some way, without wanting to beat the sh*t outta someone,
boy in the stripped pjamas couldn't watch it
Torchwood; children of men episodes still make me cringe
The Mist, F*cking horrid film still gives me nightmares still(99%of it was ok'ish bit crap tbh but the ending !)
I dont know what comes over me, anger, fustration and at times down right hatred of any who could hurt a child

Darkened room , couch , towel over eyes .

 

[GhostOfDixie]

where did i presume that ?

someone on here mentioned that he would punch my lad in the gob once(age 6), I pointed out that i know where he sits and what he looks like, whereas he hadn't a clue what i looked like. Proper ginger ******** he was.

I see him now and again in the Elm. You can well spot him.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I see him now and again in the Elm. You can well spot him.

tbh, that was the only time he got to me and I did lose the plot, I'm not one for holding grudges and would rather have a pint with someone and say feck it , it's not worth it, afterall we are all Evertonians.
He did his best to get me banned from here though, saying i was stalking him etc and endless pm's requesting me to be banned, all cos I used to take the p1ss out of him basically.
He came on under another guise one night saying he just wanted to read about Everton and have a laugh, don't know if he's still arsey about it or not, I don't think so.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

tbh, that was the only time he got to me and I did lose the plot, I'm not one for holding grudges and would rather have a pint with someone and say feck it , it's not worth it, afterall we are all Evertonians.
He did his best to get me banned from here though, saying i was stalking him etc and endless pm's requesting me to be banned, all cos I used to take the p1ss out of him basically.
He came on under another guise one night saying he just wanted to read about Everton and have a laugh, don't know if he's still arsey about it or not, I don't think so.

he posts on Kipper under the name Cal too.