Barkley upfront

[tommye]

This thread needs burning with fire aids.
I actually agree with Kurt. Please make this stop.

help me somebody please

 

[tim cahill]

Just seen this on the bbc website. Not convinced he's a striker at all. Not even convinced he's creative enough to be a great number 10 at the moment either.

 

[Tubey]

I don't think he was saying he was a striker in the way we mean it - I think he meant he prefers a free role in behind a striker, in the Naismith role. Not as a number 9.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I'm sure I read an interview earlier in the season where he was saying he prefers to play deeper to give himself more room to run into.

It's like watching him play football, it seems he just can't make his mind up at the minute.

 

[Professor Toffee]

I reckon that's some supremely potent glue you've got.

Ross Tight Super Glue 3

 

[Ihaters]

It does not matter what position he plays.
Cannot head a ball, he is over 6 foot and jumps 5 foot
Cannot tackle
No positional sense
Cannot pass a ball accurately
Cannot cross a ball
Finally he rarely scores
So a a player with all those attributes, should play where ?

Goodison!! He'd fit right in with the rest of the team with that skill set, and we will all love him like a god amongst mortal men.

Especially twice a year when he scores

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

It does not matter what position he plays.
Cannot head a ball, he is over 6 foot and jumps 5 foot
Cannot tackle
No positional sense
Cannot pass a ball accurately
Cannot cross a ball
Finally he rarely scores
So a a player with all those attributes, should play where ?

Aye, but he's worth £50M so we've just GOT to play him.

 

[Mogwai]

This thread..... just wow... never knew there was so much stupid in such a small place

maybe if you left it wouldn't be so bad

 

[Kurt.]

maybe if you left it wouldn't be so bad

oh my wow.... how original and humerous..... well done you xx

 

[markDee]

This thread..... just wow... never knew there was so much stupid in such a small place

He's been playing badly all season in midfield and on the left, came on against newcastle upfront and scored a great goal. He's even said himself he wants to play upfront. haha take a break mate we're only talking about the possibility of him playing there why you getting all offended?

 

[Mogwai]

oh my wow.... how original and humerous..... well done you xx

What do I win?

 

[Kurt.]

What do I win?

The whole interweb x

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

The lad never shoots. Awful on the left too.

 

[Toby the Rhymedog]

This thread needs burning with fire aids.
I actually agree with Kurt. Please make this stop.

help me somebody please

I, for one, agree with your cause,
We're really clutching at straws,
Barkley is ace,
But he'd be more out of place,
Than cocks on the end of my paws

 

[orly]

I, for one, agree with your cause,
We're really clutching at straws,
Barkley is ace,
But he'd be more out of place,
Than cocks on the end of my paws

This truly is the greatest of all the multis



And I say this even knowing it is one of @Sapie88 's