Barber queue

Gwlacticos · December 19, 2014

I am sitting in a busy barbers awaiting a haircut, I have flicked through the Daily Express and the Wickes catalogue and watching the cars go by out the window. What else can I possibly do to pass the time. I reckon I have another half hour wait. Any suggestions?.

heatmeiser · December 19, 2014

Watch this. The greatest 9 seconds on Youtube.

Prevenger17 · December 19, 2014

Make pretend moustaches from discarded hair.

blue4eva77 · December 19, 2014

Leave and comeback. Go and have a pint.

Then the next time you go for a hair cut, call the morning of and make a reservation.

Gwlacticos · December 19, 2014

If I go for a pint I will probably not come back, and you can't make appointments here.

blue4eva77 said:
Leave and comeback. Go and have a pint.

Then the next time you go for a hair cut, call the morning of and make a reservation.[/QUOT

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · December 19, 2014

bait some kopites, there must be some in there getting "the new Raheem" aka "shave irall off laa, da kidz av giv me da nitz"

Toffe3m4n · December 19, 2014

I waited over an hour to get seen to when I was in the barbers on Tuesday afternoon. It's one of the things I dread most.

heatmeiser · December 19, 2014

Gwlacticos said:
I am sitting in a busy barbers awaiting a haircut, I have flicked through the Daily Express and the Wickes catalogue and watching the cars go by out the window. What else can I possibly do to pass the time. I reckon I have another half hour wait. Any suggestions?.

How's the new cut then mate?

Any chance of posting a pic of it? I like hair.

canuckblue · December 19, 2014

Have a discreet fap.

Whitebootman · December 19, 2014

Play Haircut One Hundred hit songs such as "Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)", "Love Plus One" and "Fantastic Day" on your phone, start a singalong with other chaps waiting.

Clint Planet · December 19, 2014

canuckblue said:
Have a discreet fap.

The only recourse of a gentleman in such a situation.

Deleted member 28206 · December 19, 2014

canuckblue said:
Have a discreet fap.

Then look them dead in the eye when you spaff.

Kurt. · December 19, 2014

Or.......flip the psychology of it all.... Turn it into a personal challenge...

Tell yourself you're actually there to see how long you sit there unnoticed and then see how quickly you can make your hair grow by sheer will and determination before that bloody barber calls you and ruins your world record hair growing challenge.