Baines Song - Surely Needed Now

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Can't see that catching on. Good effort though 1\10

Crying here, sorry. Couldnt possible sing this through laughing. Just smells of those cringeworthy auditions on x-factor.

Hhahaa, i did it as a piss take, i wouldn't sing Spandau Ballet even if i was singing the real words.
 
Arctic Monkey - Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor

I bet that Baines leave you flat on the floor
I don't know if you're aware of his advance or...
Don't know that we could ask for more
I said I bet that Baines leave you flat on the floor
Dancing down the left hand wing like Kevin Sheedy from 1984
Baines is from 1984!



I'm here all week, be sure to tip your waitress ;)
 

Seems obvious to me but....to the tune of the chorus of penny lane

Leighton baines is our hearts an in our minds
Here beneath the blue Goodison skies
We love you Leighton,

Leighton baines is our hearts etc etc etc etc
 
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I'm a chelsea fan (sorry) and we were watching england vs Italy in the boozer and this was the song we made up that really caught on regarding baines. It's proper cheese but here goes. All that we want is another bainsey he's going tomorrow but all that we want is another bainsey yea yea. Ace of base
 

Spandau Ballet - Gold

Gold
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in, you are
Gold

replaced by

Baines
a hundred times better than cole
his freekicks are boss you know
there unstopableeeee
a hundred times better
Leighton Baines! (sing leighton baines af it is you are gold)



Play it from the chorus and sing it
I've heard worse haha
 
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Spandau Ballet - Gold

Gold
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in, you are
Gold

replaced by

Baines
a hundred times better than cole
his freekicks are boss you know
there unstopableeeee
a hundred times better
Leighton Baines! (sing leighton baines af it is you are gold)



Play it from the chorus and sing it
I've heard worse haha

West ham used to sing this for Joe cole
 
"Home, home on the range?"

He's our Leighton Baines,
He wasn't dear but he knows how to play,
He's got a lethal cross and his corners are boss,
He scores freekicks and pennos all day.





So what do I win?
 
Gotta be something to twist and shout tune.


Well, Shake it up bainesy now shake it up bainesy
Your the best ever left back
Come on come on come on come on now, bainesy now..


More needed like - looks so good in blue and white
 

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