Bad breath

Sarnia Kevin · January 25, 2020

Why do footballers cover their mouths when they're talking to each other? Do they all have bad breath? :blush:

chrismpw · January 25, 2020

It's because they believe that what they're saying is so clever and cunning that the world will employ lip readers to reveal their unique super clever strategy. Self important blerts.

Should not be allowed if the paying public are there to be entertained .

KaiserEFC · January 25, 2020

All happened after John Terry said some racist stuff. This leads me to believe that footballers are all bad racists regardless of race creed or whatever

RalphDring · January 25, 2020

Reminds me of being at school in the 80s, waiting for them to make the hurrrr noises as wellll!, good thread this!

Tea_drinker · January 25, 2020

"Pssst, wanna buy some PEDs?"

dow1978 · January 27, 2020

DCL was winding Lascelles up with this last week implying that Lascelles had bad breath. I thought it was quite childish to be honest.

COYBL25 · January 27, 2020

Archie Knox · January 27, 2020

dow1978 said:
DCL was winding Lascelles up with this last week implying that Lascelles had bad breath. I thought it was quite childish to be honest.

Pretty funny to be fair. Almost as funny as our performance.

Yarrgh · January 27, 2020

dow1978 said:
DCL was winding Lascelles up with this last week implying that Lascelles had bad breath. I thought it was quite childish to be honest.

Or Lascelles reaks...

Bishop Thumpety-Thump · January 29, 2020

dow1978 said:
DCL was winding Lascelles up with this last week implying that Lascelles had bad breath. I thought it was quite childish to be honest.

Yep I thought that was quite poor.

I remember seeing Royston Drenthe playing for the ressies against Villa years ago at Halton Stadium. Drenthe was running the show and one of the Villa kids did the whole 'your breath stinks' thing to him after a coming together, so the Villa reserve coach went mental and subbed him off.

Bit embarassing one of our senior players doing it in 2020 IMO.

Bruce Wayne · January 29, 2020

Tea_drinker said:
"Pssst, wanna buy some PEDs?"

degsy · January 30, 2020

dow1978 said:
DCL was winding Lascelles up with this last week implying that Lascelles had bad breath. I thought it was quite childish to be honest.

I thought it was a clever way to
A) get him out of his face and just make him look daft
B) could also make him lose his rag and do something rash.
C) he's havin a laff and enjoying his footy and doesn't give a 'k about big yard dogs.