Backpage Thursday morning...Everton Vs Newcastle

[marcus]

5 for Silva as Magpies feel the backlash...

Everton 5 - 1 Newcastle

 

[navidson]

Everton disappoint loyal fans for 814th time

 

[larbert toffee]

Everyone take advantage as the fat Spanish waiter serves up cross.

Horse punchers left frustrated.

 

[Frang]

Pickford comes off bench to score hatrick and shuts all the whiners up.

When he got his third, he lifted his top to reveal a 'get the rave on t shirt!

 

[marnie]

Looney Toons concede 7 as Toffees unwrap for Christmas period.

 

[verreauxi]

Benitez apologizes for running on pitch in 94th minute.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Something about Mourinho even though we score 7.

 

[messymascot]

Magnificent 6 as Everton consolidate magnificent 6th!

Everton continue to defy the laws of the Premier League by scoring 6 goals against the hapless magpie and remain above Jose Mourinho's top 6 established United. The fans fear a points deduction coming on as they know the FA will be most unhappy with this turn of events.

 

[blue61]

Silva faces charge for Gladwys street knee slide as blues go homosixual.

 

[Eggs]

....Stalemate.

 

[Chewbacca]

Benitez employs Premier Leagues first 13 man defence to frustrate Everton

 

[hallamblue]

Tired Everton finally end Newcastle resistance.

An 87th minute Gylfi Siggurdson finally broke Newcastle's stubborn resistance in a drab, drizzly, dirgeful game at Goodison.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Barcodes Sleighed

 

[jaycee]

Benitez apologizes for waddling on pitch in 94th minute.

Fixed it for you

 

[trueblue84]

"Fantastic Liverpool unjustly lose because klopp the saviour was in the wrong frame of mind due to his harsh 8k fine.

Oh, and Everton won or something."

-- every UK rag.