Babies

peskyrobot · September 1, 2011

...are the dumbest people alive.

They just sit there and gurgle, scream, cry. Learn how to talk you idiots.

Me: Hey, baby, why don't you get up and do something, you've been sitting in the same place all day.
Baby:*gurgle*
Me: What is that smell, did you just sh*t in your pants? Use the toilet FFS
Baby: *whiny crying noise*
Me: Oh my god, you can't even walk. You are useless.

Muggins · September 1, 2011

Baby sitting are you mate??

Frank Drebin · September 1, 2011

Is that from Jordan's twitter?

Jamo Martinez · September 1, 2011

Frank Drebin said:
Is that from Jordan's twitter?

I almost sh*t myself laughing there

peskyrobot · September 1, 2011

Muggins said:
Baby sitting are you mate??

No, I avoid babies at all costs. They bring you down to their level.

Muggins · September 1, 2011

peskyrobot said:
No, I avoid babies at all costs. They bring you down to their level.

Have you kidnapped one then, or are you out and about randomly trying to talk to babies?

TheFinnFan · September 1, 2011

peskyrobot said:
No, I avoid babies at all costs. They bring you down to their level.

better snap your cords, dude

peskyrobot · September 1, 2011

Muggins said:
Have you kidnapped one then, or are you out and about randomly trying to talk to babies?

No, that was just a conversation I made up in my head that would be likely to happen if I were to interact with a baby.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · September 1, 2011

I thought it was a Katona update from the "celeb" BB.

somuchfun · September 1, 2011

Why would anyone want to eat babies?

ToffeeMark · September 1, 2011

Babies in a nutshell. When they're new, you can go out for a meal and they'll sit there quietly asleep in a baby carrier. You have to get up two or three times a night, but if the mrs does that it's ok. As they get older and sleep less, it's harder to go out without them being disruptive. It's all take take take,,

They get a bit more interesting when they reach about 10 months..

they're funny at 1 and a half.

At 3 upwards they're cute, funny and annoying.

at 4 they're quite smart and can fetch you stuffm kind of like that big foot robot you used to be able to programe....

I'm looking forward to when they can start bringing some income in. paper round, job in the city...

EFCNIK · September 1, 2011

You have to give them a bit of a shake mate. Gets them to work properly.

chicoazul · September 1, 2011

Thanks for bringing clarity to this pesko.

What you covering next week mate?

peskyrobot · September 1, 2011

somuchfun said:
Why would anyone want to eat babies?

EFCNIK said:
You have to give them a bit of a shake mate. Gets them to work properly.

I feel like we're getting into dangerous territory here. Shaking or eating babies is obviously bad. I just wanted to make the point that they are really, really dumb.