Transfer Rumour Axel Witsel

ArtetaMoney · July 12, 2016

ijjysmith said:
We should get him and put an Osman mask on him before unveiling.

Getting Osman to put a Witsel mask on then unveiling we've re-signed him on a 3 year deal would be better for the fume like.

AndyC · July 12, 2016

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
The one on his head is massive.

Oh my, the mental images are disturbing at lunchtime

Petit · July 12, 2016

At work.
Has there been any developments in the Witsel transfer epic today?

Carl0sAlbert0 · July 12, 2016

Petit said:
At work.
Has there been any developments in the Witsel transfer epic today?

Yep, Peter Jackson has just announced he is making a trilogy of films about it.

Tramps_mate · July 12, 2016

Foot Long Hot Dog said:
And by openly questioning his integrity by doubting the validity of what he's passing on, then you're doing exactly the same mate.

I know where my money's at.

Stones to City?

Foot Long Hot Dog · July 12, 2016

Tramps_mate said:
Stones to City?

Soon.....

Mashtray · July 12, 2016

Carl0sAlbert0 said:
Yep, Peter Jackson has just announced he is making a trilogy of films about it.

Daniel Day Lewis to play The Esk

Tubey · July 12, 2016

Mashtray said:
Daniel Day Lewis to play The Esk

Early script unveiled.

ToffeeDoug · July 12, 2016

Mashtray said:
Daniel Day Lewis to play The Esk

Maybe Ian McKellen for the sage wizard? :Blink:

MikeH72 · July 12, 2016

Tubey said:
Early script unveiled.

Ahahahahahaha

Deco · July 12, 2016

Tubey said:
Early script unveiled.

Now @The Esk will forever look like Daniel Day Lewis in the minds of people on the forum lollol

royalbalou · July 12, 2016

Mashtray said:
Daniel Day Lewis to play The Esk

Val Kilmer as stand-by

Deleted member 24970 · July 12, 2016

Deco said:
Now @The Esk will forever look like Daniel Day Lewis in the minds of people on the forum lollol

Not for me mate, I have already said he is probably a albert Einstein type of guy with an assortment of cognac's and whiskeys from across the globe. Probably has a mansion with a old chesterfield couch in prime condition.

scdp1963 · July 12, 2016

09.47 BST: Everton look set to miss out on Axel Witsel to Napoli, with the Serie A runners-up offering €22m plus an additional €3m in bonuses for the Belgian midfielder. Gazzetta dello Sport says Zenit Saint Petersburg are prepared to accept the offer and Witsel will sign a four-year contract worth €3.2m per year

Source: http://www.espnfc.us/blog/transfer-...eiger-and-more-in-manchester-united-clear-out