Transfer Rumour Axel Witsel

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The 'ITK' Guidebook

Jump on board a newspaper article and articulate the original message with 'new information'
Post vague updates on events - Leave everything open to interpration
Don't officially confirm anything, thus you can never be wrong
Double-check with source(s).
Sit on fence / await further updates
Backtrack / blame source if the original 'ITK' statement hasn't materialized
Proclaim misinterpretation of events
Revert to step one


'ITK' Guidebook if things go well

Place ones self on a pedestal even thou statements are a rehash of the newspaper
Proclaim confidence in sources and an unwavering believe it was going to happen
Reject and call out anyone who doubted superiority

 

[Pezzer1878]

Apparently so, Di Marzio said the same.

The same one who last week said we had won the race.

 

[Ollie d]

This thread is like a weird alternative version of the film Warriors, internet warriors where rival gangs defend their turf (the Esk) whilst others slate him for his information not being instantaneous... Or maybe I shouldn't have licked that hallucinogenic toad!

 

[TheFinnFan]

Could be worse lads...

HAHAA

 

[bluestevon]

This thread is like a weird alternative version of the film Warriors, internet warriors where rival gangs defend their turf (the Esk) whilst others slate him for his information not being instantaneous... Or maybe I shouldn't have licked that hallucinogenic toad!

Think they are remaking that as a TV series - no joking either

 

[funkygibson]

Any chance esk and the team could ban some of the kids until the transfer window close?

 

[chicoazul]

This thread is like a weird alternative version of the film Warriors, internet warriors where rival gangs defend their turf (the Esk) whilst others slate him for his information not being instantaneous... Or maybe I shouldn't have licked that hallucinogenic toad!

Is there a bunch of lamentable snakes somewhere in the middle wowing at each other's lame attempts in said film sir?

 

[IveGotThe]

The reported improved offer from Napoli is a 4 year contract on 52k a week.

Toffeeweb saying it could just be the media filling space, like the Chelsea story's last week.

 

[Connor]

The reported improved offer from Napoli is a 4 year contract on 52k a week.

Toffeeweb saying it could just be the media filling space, like the Chelsea story's last week.

52 a week? Are we not offering 100k+?

 

[Kiwi]

Is there a bunch of lamentable snakes somewhere in the middle wowing at each other's lame attempts in said film sir?

Like a behind the scenes commentary? You get about 5 minutes in and it's just a tremendous circlejerk of people whose voices should never ever be heard on tape.

 

[chicoazul]

Time 2 sho sum AMBISHUN Everton lad.

 

[bluestevon]

The reported improved offer from Napoli is a 4 year contract on 52k a week.

Toffeeweb saying it could just be the media filling space, like the Chelsea story's last week.

He's on about that wage already at Zenit and Russian high earners pay hardly anything in tax, sounds a bit weird like if those are the figures

 

[Ollie d]

Is there a bunch of lamentable snakes somewhere in the middle wowing at each other's lame attempts in said film sir?

No I think there's a gang of shitehawks with daddy issues but that's for another day...

 

[Dave Higgs]

Heads still falling off in here I see

 

[Groucho]

No I think there's a gang of shitehawks with daddy issues but that's for another day...

Please stop swearing.