Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
This Austin Allegro in excrement brown was manufactured by the Austin-Morris division of British Leyland from 1973 until 1982. The Allegro used front-wheel drive, and was powered by a mighty 1,098 cc (67.0 cu in) A-Series Straight-4 engine which produced a staggering 49 hp (37 kW; 50 PS) at 5250 rpm and 60 lb·ft (81 N·m; 8 kg·m) at 2450 rpm, with a sump-mounted transmission.
The higher-specification models used the SOHC E-Series engine (from the Maxi), in 1500 cc and 1750 cc displacements. The two-box saloon bodyshell was suspended using the new Hydragas system. In September 1974 an upmarket Allegro, branded as the Vanden Plas 1500/automatic. This featured a prominent grille at the front and an interior enhanced by a range of modifications designed to attract the dullest Tory voters possible, including: tacky seats upholstered in real leather which burnt your bum on a hot day; deep-pile carpets for collecting mud and crisps; extra sound insulation so the outside world could barely hear you banging the missus; a new instrument panel in walnut; walnut folding tables for the rear passengers; nylon headlining; and for the luggage, a fully plastic trimmed boot/trunk.
The higher-specification models used the SOHC E-Series engine (from the Maxi), in 1500 cc and 1750 cc displacements. The two-box saloon bodyshell was suspended using the new Hydragas system. In September 1974 an upmarket Allegro, branded as the Vanden Plas 1500/automatic. This featured a prominent grille at the front and an interior enhanced by a range of modifications designed to attract the dullest Tory voters possible, including: tacky seats upholstered in real leather which burnt your bum on a hot day; deep-pile carpets for collecting mud and crisps; extra sound insulation so the outside world could barely hear you banging the missus; a new instrument panel in walnut; walnut folding tables for the rear passengers; nylon headlining; and for the luggage, a fully plastic trimmed boot/trunk.