At what point does it become acceptable....

[LydiateLee]

.....to fart in front of your new girlfriend?

It's becoming a concern I'll be honest. I do enjoy a fart and holding them is really painful.

Not long ago, I woke up creased with wind. It was genuinely uncomfortable so I made an excuse to go out to my car saying that I'd left my wallet in there. Once I got in I erupted, if I'd have done that in the house she'd have heard it 100%.

Anyway, it's been just under 3 months. Shall I just unleash and hope for the best, or maintain my gentlemanly approach?

Disclaimer - She's fit and I am aware I am punching considerably above my weight so need to get this right!

 

[Shipped]

you can fart infront of me i like smelling farts

 

[Philw]

Learn how to squeeze them out silently ffs.

 

[LydiateLee]

Learn how to squeeze them out silently ffs.

Mate I've tried but it's just too risky.

 

[Boba Fret]

It is never acceptable. End of. Deal with it!

 

[jaycee]

Take up smoking,develop a cough to cover the sound,the smell of smoke and stsle baccy will mask the smell,then stop smoking take up vaping and any farts will be less arkward than standing there like a tit vaping away

 

[Lickle eric]

An empty house is better than a bad tenant.

 

[Pootsy]

During procreation, remove yourself and reinsert a few times to build up a nice back pressure. Then once the deed is complete lie back and wait for her to launch a Queef herself. Then my good man you are good to go yourself.

 

[heatmeiser]

.....to fart in front of your new girlfriend?

It's becoming a concern I'll be honest. I do enjoy a fart and holding them is really painful.

Not long ago, I woke up creased with wind. It was genuinely uncomfortable so I made an excuse to go out to my car saying that I'd left my wallet in there. Once I got in I erupted, if I'd have done that in the house she'd have heard it 100%.

Anyway, it's been just under 3 months. Shall I just unleash and hope for the best, or maintain my gentlemanly approach?

Disclaimer - She's fit and I am aware I am punching considerably above my weight so need to get this right!

When would you consider it ok for her to fart in front of you?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Just let it go and while you are at it follow through, whip them off and throw them to her saying in a kind but firmly manner 'deal with those please'. If she sticks with you then you have got yourself a keeper.

Don't forget your please and thank you's though, we aren't animals.

 

[LydiateLee]

When would you consider it ok for her to fart in front of you?

Honestly wouldn't bother me!

 

[Brendan Janus]

Set fire to one, should impress here !

 

[gonetomorrow]

Go to the toilet and let yourself go. Different rules apply in there.
Open the window on exiting.

 

[wainy]

Disclaimer - She's fit and I am aware I am punching considerably above my weight so need to get this right!

Can't say this without pics!

 

[gonetomorrow]

Above all, do not agree to a game of Twister under any circumstances or you'll be tapping away at the dating app again in no time.