Ask BrOwnZ

[Alio]

Snog, Marry, Avoid

Lothar Matthaus
Juninho Pernambucano
Manuel Fernandes

 

[Brownie]

****ing hell, ok, next post may be lengthy.

 

[EFCNIK]

****ing hell, ok, next post may be lengthy.

Seeings as we all spend the vast majority of our lives on here, we've got time.

 

[Groucho]

Seeings as we all spend the vast majority of our lives on here, we've got time.

Yep......

 

[McBain]

Hi mate, I'm looking to refresh my summer wardrobe and was wondering what colour is in this year?

 

[Groucho]

Are Twiglets from real trees?

BrOWnZ, can I field this one?

 

[Brownie]

Who's the finest female to ever walk this planet?

Dunno mate, probably been some outrageous princess from somewhere at some point.

Brownie, if Lothar Matthaus and Claudia Schiffer had kids, do you think they'd be good looking or good at football?

Probably decent at both, let's be honest. They'd have a really nice way of going about things as well I'd imagine.

Hi Brown. What do you think of Ashley Cole's sweater?

The orange one.

Orange sweaters are never good.

Why hasn't my question been answered BROwnZ?!

I answered it mate, check back.

BrOwnZ what's your favourite band and favourite song by that band?

Hmm, I'm terrible for music ones. I think I'll go for Someday by Nickelback.

Brownz, do you like to consume Brownies in your spare time?

I do like brownies, rare to get that nice consistency tho isn't it?

Hey Browns, long time admirer here.

If you choose what size shoe you were, what would you pick?

I reckon maybe a 12. Big but not funny feet. Remember those ice creams tho, they were amazing.

Hi BroWnZ, long time fan first time caller.

Who is your current favourite co-commentator?

Terry Gibson with his LITTLE round head, CHEERFUL smile and unnecessary emphasis on adjectives.

Hi Mr Brown

What's your favourite ever goal in the history of football ?

Ronaldo vs Turkey

Whats your veiw on social workers and hill walkers?

They both get to see a lot of the world.

What time do you go to bed on Wednesday nights?

Same time.

Are Twiglets from real trees?

No. Twiglets are ****e anyway, sell them if you've got some.

Where do you stand on the badger cull Brownz?

Probably best off at the top mate.

Do you know my neighbour, Dave?

Don't think so, what's his last name?

BrOwnz you've got some serious catching up to do.

I made this thread for the people. Dont let them down.

What's your favourite cartoon character and why?

Do you not mean who? Rude Dog was pretty cool.

Does Lionel Messi really have a British cousin called Linus Messy?

As if anyone in Britain is called Linus.

Snog, Marry, Avoid

SLothar Matthaus
MJuninho Pernambucano
AManuel Fernandes

JELAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

 

[Groucho]

What are the seven Olay signs of ageing?

 

[McBain]

If you could Blast three (3) Celebrities into Space, who would they be?

 

[Elong]

Are you Karl Pilkington?

 

[Groucho]

Are you Karl Pilkington?

Alright?

 

[Goat]

Browns, why so why?

 

[McBain]

If you were writing a blog, would you call it A: Blog Roll for the Standing Squatter, or B : Honey can you Blog on my Face ?