2023/24 Ashley Young

[N0L1M1TK]

Needs taking out to the pastures.

Needs the old yeller treatment

 

[yuppie blue]

desperately trying to get forest back into the game

 

[MikeH72]

Why the hell did people think he had another season in him

 

[thirdmantackle]

League 2 standard

 

[StateSideToffee]

What is going on that we have had 3 clear penalties given away by Ashley Young not go against us?

As an Everton fan I’m not comfortable with this type of good fortune. I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop.

 

[welshtoffee]

Just get him off

 

[Marius57]

3 pens he has been lucky not to give away today. 3!

 

[MikeH72]

League 2 standard

No team in League 2 would play him tbh. Genuinely Masters 5 a side is his level.

 

[Clarky cat]

3 points in spite of him. 3 nailed on pens every single week, for some reason unknown to science, civilisation, history and rationale none of them were given and we have got very very lucky. He’s absolutely finished, how Dyche and his 2 nodding dogs can’t see this is beyond baffling

 

[MikeH72]

Retire.

 

[Rita_Poon]

A clean sheet somehow, any of the you know who sides today and it's at least a couple of penalties given away.

Fine margins. The chapter in Dyche's memoirs is gonna be dynamite re A.Young.

 

[Bedfordblue]

He must have had a few quid on himself for 1st penalty give away.

 

[Axlswhk]

A disaster waiting to happen. Another week another referee and we would’ve conceded 2 penalties.

 

[LiamMadrid]

To be fair to Young (a misnomer if ever there was one) he’s kept himself in brilliant shape, has been a consummate professional in a pretty good career, and worryingly is probably the fittest player in the squad.
Wouldn’t be my first choice starter but he certainly wouldn’t be the last on my list in this squad to be honest.

He did do a good job for us at right back, being fair to him, he does fight hard

 

[Big Sams Undies]

I keep living in hope that one day he looks himself in the mirror, realises that he can’t do it anymore and retires immediately