Asamoah Gyan

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

£100,000 a week should do that i reckon, although if he still struggles we would just have to give him to Real Madrid where he could get £150,000 a week.

Only fair.

of course, that goes without saying. wouldn't want him to fall below the breadline and have to survive on tax credits, shop at lidl, and do without 1/2 a kilo of bling every week. wouldnt want him to suffer on our behalf.

 

[Goat]

Asamoah Gyan (born November 22, 1985 in Accra) is a Ghanaian International football player who plays as a striker for Stade Rennais in the French Ligue 1. He is the first Ghanaian Player ever to score a goal at the FIFA World Cup Finals. He was ranked no.1 on Pele's list of '125 greatest living players', being beaten to the no.0 spot by Theodore Roosevelt. Hey Marcus, I know what you're drinking. Hey Marcus I know what you're thinking.

Isnt Wiki great when fools edit it. No it wasnt me.

 

[TX Bill]

Asamoah Gyan (born November 22, 1985 in Accra) is a Ghanaian International football player who plays as a striker for Stade Rennais in the French Ligue 1. He is the first Ghanaian Player ever to score a goal at the FIFA World Cup Finals. He was ranked no.1 on Pele's list of '125 greatest living players', being beaten to the no.0 spot by Theodore Roosevelt. Hey Marcus, I know what you're drinking. Hey Marcus I know what you're thinking.

Isnt Wiki great when fools edit it. No it wasnt me.

Michael Phelps then?

 

[HalewoodBlue_ver.2.0]

From Sky Sports

7.55 There is speculation in France that Everton are looking at Asamoah Gyan of Rennes and are prepared to offer Lukas Jutkiewick on loan to smooth the deal. However, there is plenty of work to do to conclude talks before 5pm.

 

[kenada_blue]

Papers are saying its off because Rennes want £8mill cash money deal rather than a loan for him.

 

[benj_1878]

This one is lookin' dead in the water, I was hopin' this was a goer as well

 

[LinekersLegs]

One of the odder statements a player has had to release.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/24/asamoah-gyan-denies-murdering-rapper-human-sacrifice
The former Sunderland striker Asamoah Gyan has issued a statement to deny media rumours linking him to the alleged ritual sacrifice of his friend, the Ghanaian rapper Castro.

Castro, real name Theophilus Tagoe, and his girlfriend, Janet Badu, both disappeared in late July while using jet skis during a holiday with Gyan’s family at a resort in Ada, Ghana. Both were presumed drowned, but the fact that no bodies were recovered led to increasingly lurid speculation in the press over what happened to the pair.

 

[zirc]

One of the odder statements a player has had to release.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/24/asamoah-gyan-denies-murdering-rapper-human-sacrifice
The former Sunderland striker Asamoah Gyan has issued a statement to deny media rumours linking him to the alleged ritual sacrifice of his friend, the Ghanaian rapper Castro.

Castro, real name Theophilus Tagoe, and his girlfriend, Janet Badu, both disappeared in late July while using jet skis during a holiday with Gyan’s family at a resort in Ada, Ghana. Both were presumed drowned, but the fact that no bodies were recovered led to increasingly lurid speculation in the press over what happened to the pair.

That is definitely not what I expected when I opened this thread.

wtf

 

[Woolly Blue]

One of the odder statements a player has had to release.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/24/asamoah-gyan-denies-murdering-rapper-human-sacrifice
The former Sunderland striker Asamoah Gyan has issued a statement to deny media rumours linking him to the alleged ritual sacrifice of his friend, the Ghanaian rapper Castro.

Castro, real name Theophilus Tagoe, and his girlfriend, Janet Badu, both disappeared in late July while using jet skis during a holiday with Gyan’s family at a resort in Ada, Ghana. Both were presumed drowned, but the fact that no bodies were recovered led to increasingly lurid speculation in the press over what happened to the pair.

Blimey, that is indeed odd.
Moving this to World Footie though.

 

[Bungle]

One of the odder statements a player has had to release.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/24/asamoah-gyan-denies-murdering-rapper-human-sacrifice
The former Sunderland striker Asamoah Gyan has issued a statement to deny media rumours linking him to the alleged ritual sacrifice of his friend, the Ghanaian rapper Castro.

Castro, real name Theophilus Tagoe, and his girlfriend, Janet Badu, both disappeared in late July while using jet skis during a holiday with Gyan’s family at a resort in Ada, Ghana. Both were presumed drowned, but the fact that no bodies were recovered led to increasingly lurid speculation in the press over what happened to the pair.

Is it wrong that I read that and then looked at the post directly above yours from 5 years ago and had a little chuckle?

 

[LinekersLegs]

Is it wrong that I read that and then looked at the post directly above yours from 5 years ago and had a little chuckle?

It is....and I did the exact same thing.

I'll save you a good seat by the fire in hell Bungle.

 

[FTY]

Is it wrong that I read that and then looked at the post directly above yours from 5 years ago and had a little chuckle?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!

 

[bignev23]

One of the odder statements a player has had to release.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/24/asamoah-gyan-denies-murdering-rapper-human-sacrifice
The former Sunderland striker Asamoah Gyan has issued a statement to deny media rumours linking him to the alleged ritual sacrifice of his friend, the Ghanaian rapper Castro.

Castro, real name Theophilus Tagoe, and his girlfriend, Janet Badu, both disappeared in late July while using jet skis during a holiday with Gyan’s family at a resort in Ada, Ghana. Both were presumed drowned, but the fact that no bodies were recovered led to increasingly lurid speculation in the press over what happened to the pair.

Africa, Juju(west africa) or voodoo man. Its as common in Africa as people praying in Europe. You don't want to be an Albino either.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Africa, Juju(west africa) or voodoo man. Its as common in Africa as people praying in Europe. You don't want to be an Albino either.

Someone had best warn Naismith to never go to Ghana then

 

[Fuleco]

Some superb use of the search forum from @LinekersLegs

Well played.