As ‘blank as ‘ a ‘blank’

[Kurt.]

What are your favourite go to quotes when describing something/someone useless ? There’s loads knocking about .. one of my favs is ..

As useful as tits on a fish




Discuss

 

[Rita_Poon]

a fart in a bottle?

 

[Vintage]

As useful as a chocolate teapot

 

[Vintage]

What are your favourite go to quotes when describing something/someone useless ? There’s loads knocking about .. one of my favs is ..

As useful as tits on a fish




Discuss

As useful as tits on a bull is used regularly around here

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

As useful as a Kurt thread.

(you asked for it)

 

[Kurt.]

As useful as a Kurt thread.

(you asked for it)

The replies keep on coming @GrandOldTeam

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

The replies keep on coming @GrandOldTeam

Just partaking in the "useful" discourse. I could insult your nationality but that race has run its course IMHO. x

 

[Rita_Poon]

The replies keep on coming @GrandOldTeam

Je Taime

 

[Kurt.]

Just partaking in the "useful" discourse. I could insult your nationality but that race has run its course IMHO. x

Water off a ducks back … the lessers will always attack the more sophisticated

 

[Rita_Poon]

Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.​

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

As busy as a one armed brick layer in Baghdad.

 

[Loadsofchemistry]

As sincere as a get well soon card from an undertaker.

As useful as a fella with no arms in a Mexican wave.

 

[davep]

What are your favourite go to quotes when describing something/someone useless ? There’s loads knocking about .. one of my favs is ..

As useful as tits on a fish




Discuss

So a mermaid then?
Not sure what you want though. Is it "as useful as" sayings, or "as [blank] as a [blank]" sayings? As inteligent as a Welsh thread starter? As useful as criticisng Kurt's threads?

 

[Bluesaint]

Sweating like a Turkish wrestlers sack.