Are you a , " Tits " , or an , " Arse " , Man / Woman ???

[little curly alan ball]

I'm sitting here BORED , an' whilst I've ALWAYS been a " Rear End , Ramon " , as it were ,
( Goat ; REFRAIN !!! ) ,
I'm checking out Jennifer Love Hewitt , an' aside from bein' a general HOTTY , she has got ONE FINE RACK , on the Girly - Goo . Not much of her neither .
I am thus , " Rack Raul " , for the duration of the show .

True dat , Rook will concur - as they say in B'more .

Now , Booty's , see , I CAN DO - to borrow a rather inopportune idiom .
Beyonce Giselle Knowles , ... Close Thread ; an' that , ALL DAY for me .
However , we are all different .

So , 'fess up peeps . Your Doris / Daniel can't see - or if they CAN , well , that's just you bein' , NOT ON THE FUKN JOB - re; the whole , " Down Shep " thing , lids .

Oh , an' , no , " Eyes , or Lips " , gear . I'm talking erogenous zones ONLY . Two of the more obvious ones , specifically .

Boy , you can put what you THINK you'll be . It's laffin' .

 

[chicoazul]

Not sure, both really. Azula packs a 32F like, and has some fine latin booty.

 

[carlos21]

tits dave

 

[little curly alan ball]

Not sure, both really. Azula packs a 32F like, and has some fine latin booty.

Leader - Congregation , IS Leader .

He's GAMED up .

Booty , not much in it like , but defo booty .

Fit booty , rest just usually falls right into place - to borrow YET another inopportune idiom .

 

[quasi modo]

I've always been fond of a nice pert arse on a woman, especially in a nice pair of Levi's.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

boobs all day, every day ( please ).

the bigger the better, not fat ones though.

 

[little curly alan ball]

I've always been fond of a nice pert arse on a woman, especially in a nice pair of Levi's.

ENORMOUS High 5 , to the County Rd , Hombre .

( I was in the Black Horse Beer Garden , Sat' afternoon . TALKING about T + A .)

 

[little curly alan ball]

boobs all day, every day ( please ).

the bigger the better, not fat ones though.

Fair do's , lid .

 

[carlos21]

cool kidda dave

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

Boobs.

 

[Goat]

I suppose it depends, boobs is the first thing you see, from the front and arse from the back. Some chicks have nice boobs, some have a nice arse, some have both. Depends which way your smashing them.

I do like boobies tho.

 

[Jobby]

I enjoy both... but at a push I'd go ahead and say I'm an ass* man.

*I spelled it arse originally and then read it and heard it in my head with my accent and thought "Nope, can't do that." So apologies if you hate my Americanized spelling

 

[MapleLeafEvertonian]

Boobs.

This.

 

[little curly alan ball]

I enjoy both... but at a push I'd go ahead and say I'm an ass* man.

*I spelled it arse originally and then read it and heard it in my head with my accent and thought "Nope, can't do that." So apologies if you hate my Americanized spelling

We let it slide ( Goat ; NO !!! ) .

THIS TIME , lid .

 

[Goat]

An ass is a frigging donkey, but I will let it slide.