Are we in a rap battle right now?

[SerenityNigh]

Things have been pretty testy on the forum recently and I've heard whisper that maybe some mods have to go if GOT is going to survive. Are we in a full on rap battle right now?

 

[Huyton Layne]

Niasse doesn't start, DCL moves like Bambi,
Games are coming fast and there's no way I can see,
The Blues scoring goals like in the days of Jimmy Krankie ,

We're sinking, we're rudderless
We're screwed beyond compare,
So I've got myself a load of bleach,
And I guess I'll leave it there...

 

[john jako]

If roses where red and violets where blue,
I'd reach over and tickle your mums poo.

 

[dholliday]

If roses where red and violets where blue,
I'd reach over and tickle your mums poo.

poo-tickling is odd
something to do on your tod
just don't tell your god

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Moms spaghetti

 

[Connor]

Save us @MickM86

 

[BigBlueConk]

Things have been pretty testy on the forum recently and I've heard whisper that maybe some mods have to go if GOT is going to survive. Are we in a full on rap battle right now?

RAP is short versed poetry, shouted aggressively.
Instead, I offer the gift of something slightly more poetic, not shouted.


Down in L4, the Old Lady once rocking,
The wools and the locals converging and flocking,
For Everton pride,
With the football played causing a smile.

Now the scruffs 'cross the park are constantly mocking,
As we slide down the league relegation is knocking,
This Everton side
Playing the worst that they have in a while.

We're down!
The other fans keep calling.
We're down!
Who can stop us falling?
Don't ask Stevan Gerrard.

 

[Elong]

I'm beginning to feel like a rap God.

 

[SerenityNigh]

RAP is short versed poetry, shouted aggressively.
Instead, I offer the gift of something slightly more poetic, not shouted.


Down in L4, the Old Lady once rocking,
The wools and the locals converging and flocking,
For Everton pride,
With the football played causing a smile.

Now the scruffs 'cross the park are constantly mocking,
As we slide down the league relegation is knocking,
This Everton side
Playing the worst that they have in a while.

We're down!
The other fans keep calling.
We're down!
Who can stop us falling?
Don't ask Stevan Gerrard.

Decent effort, but Layne is still early leader

Save us @MickM86

I'd settle for Toby right now

 

[DualityNSNO]

I'm beginning to feel like a rap God.

All my people from the front to the back nod.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Decent effort, but Layne is still early leader



I'd settle for Toby right now

He best sleep with one eye open, I spent nearly 5 minutes on that.

 

[SerenityNigh]

He best sleep with one eye open, I spent nearly 5 minutes on that.

Ya'll best keep ya'll day paychecks

 

[Groucho]

Wha?

Nah

 

[verreauxi]

This is literally a rap battle:

 

[ijjysmith]

This reminds me of the amzing old Dance Off Thread we used to have on here.

@Alio - what a thread.