Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
John Aldridge is one repugnant and grotesque individual. He is clearly 'special' and needs to be sectioned off and locked away for the good of all humanity.

He didnt fecking say that. Christ. When has he ever used the word debauchery for the love of god?
What did I say?He used debaucery though lad
Aldridge was on Good morning Britain to discuss grass roots football in the UK when he stopped and pulled out a map of France and said to Ben Shepherd " This is Lille " pointed it out on the map and then said " This is what them Everton scum are going to do " he put the map on the table, pulled his Keck's down and squated above the map while curling one out.
What's with this new word debaucery?
Some type of lexical sorcery?
Or is it to do
With the Rodgers to-do
Concerning some transvestite's corsetry.
<get's coat>
Its "sound as a pound"This seems like a reasonable and not in away way petty thread.