Anyone read Duncs book yet?

[Tel001]

He's played you and others like a grand piano.

This club is his cash machine and he knows how to get money out of it.

Serious question dave …

Why even come into this thread ?

What purpose does it have other than to talk bad about someone that most people on here like to talk positively about?

What’s the goal? What outcome do you want to achieve ?

 

[Tel001]

He was a bit part player in that cup run, who's contribution was an inconsequential 4th goal in a 5-0 rout of Norwich in the 5th Round.

There were plenty of hero's for the kids of the early to mid 90s to look to besides him. That 'only hero we had' myth needs nailing.

Dave you can’t tell people who they should have as heros

Kids like what they like and unless you’re in their shoes at the same age you can’t really understand

 

[Who's_up_for_cumpkins?]

Having read a few chapters so far It's alright, nothing special, quite basic literature.

But it's not meant to be effin catch 22. It's just meant as gentle reading material for the sun lounger in the five mins peace you get from the kids

The bitterness and pettiness in this thread is pathetic frankly.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Dave in this (and every other) thread. Fabricated outrage.

 

[davek]

Serious question dave …

Why even come into this thread ?

What purpose does it have other than to talk bad about someone that most people on here like to talk positively about?

What’s the goal? What outcome do you want to achieve ?

It's to point out what sentimental fools Evertonians are that they can allow this feller over 30 years of being a con man and still revere him like he's offered this club any service whatsoever.

He barely played for this club because of his ill discipline and the fact he couldn't stay fit enough because of his bevvying; then after he retires he's handed a coaching role from nowhere because he's run out of cash with a business deal going west; then he's kept on by manager after manager hanging on like a limpet when all other coaches are losing their jobs; then incredibly he's offered a chance to manage this club before underlining how untalented he is in that respect...in fact there were loads DEMANDING he be given the manager's job here.

Now he's made use of Everton's shift from Goodison to piggyback it to promote his book and get a few more quid off the club and its fans...and no doubt Moyes - with all his crony appointments - will hand him another post at the club.

Last Sunday we had REAL Everton heroes coming back to this club, and Ferguson was allowed to tower over the event to promote himself.

Bollocks to him. He's a leech. Anyone with any sense knows he is.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Anyone with any sense knows he is.

Sentences like this are why you get laughed at so much. Your opinions are just that, opinions, not facts.

 

[Terrarian]

I'm listening to this on audible, just signed for Everton is where I am at.

If what he says is true, I'm so glad people like Jim Mclain(spelling sorry) are no longer in football, I couldn't have put up with that treatment without decking the idiot.

Dunc is reading it as well, most I've ever heard him speak lol.

 

[Who's_up_for_cumpkins?]

It's to point out what sentimental fools Evertonians are that they can allow this feller over 30 years of being a con man and still revere him like he's offered this club any service whatsoever.

He barely played for this club because of his ill discipline and the fact he couldn't stay fit enough because of his bevvying; then after he retires he's handed a coaching role from nowhere because he's run out of cash with a business deal going west; then he's kept on by manager after manager hanging on like a limpet when all other coaches are losing their jobs; then incredibly he's offered a chance to manage this club before underlining how untalented he is in that respect...in fact there were loads DEMANDING he be given the manager's job here.

Now he's made use of Everton's shift from Goodison to piggyback it to promote his book and get a few more quid off the club and its fans...and no doubt Moyes - with all his crony appointments - will hand him another post at the club.

Last Sunday we had REAL Everton heroes coming back to this club, and Ferguson was allowed to tower over the event to promote himself.

Bollocks to him. He's a leech. Anyone with any sense knows he is.

Funnily enough there's possibly a germ of truth in what you say. However, it takes two to tango and various people at the club chose to employ/keep employing him. So it's a bit puritanical to criticise him for trying to earn some money.

The way you portray it is like he's robbed the prayer box in church.

You'll make yourself poorly with all that anger. Sit down have a cup of tea, smell the roses.

 

[Gilbert..]

Haven't read it but I can guess that it's all someone else's fault and he's been misunderstood and he's really a great guy and does a lot for charity but doesn't like to talk about it.

And still got more opinions than those that have
Ive read a few down the years and they're all pretty much a muchness.

 

[tommye]

It's to point out what sentimental fools Evertonians are that they can allow this feller over 30 years of being a con man and still revere him like he's offered this club any service whatsoever.

He barely played for this club because of his ill discipline and the fact he couldn't stay fit enough because of his bevvying; then after he retires he's handed a coaching role from nowhere because he's run out of cash with a business deal going west; then he's kept on by manager after manager hanging on like a limpet when all other coaches are losing their jobs; then incredibly he's offered a chance to manage this club before underlining how untalented he is in that respect...in fact there were loads DEMANDING he be given the manager's job here.

Now he's made use of Everton's shift from Goodison to piggyback it to promote his book and get a few more quid off the club and its fans...and no doubt Moyes - with all his crony appointments - will hand him another post at the club.

Last Sunday we had REAL Everton heroes coming back to this club, and Ferguson was allowed to tower over the event to promote himself.

Bollocks to him. He's a leech. Anyone with any sense knows he is.

@GrandOldTeam

Any chance of a YAWN emoji?

 

[Tel001]

It's to point out what sentimental fools Evertonians are that they can allow this feller over 30 years of being a con man and still revere him like he's offered this club any service whatsoever.

He barely played for this club because of his ill discipline and the fact he couldn't stay fit enough because of his bevvying; then after he retires he's handed a coaching role from nowhere because he's run out of cash with a business deal going west; then he's kept on by manager after manager hanging on like a limpet when all other coaches are losing their jobs; then incredibly he's offered a chance to manage this club before underlining how untalented he is in that respect...in fact there were loads DEMANDING he be given the manager's job here.

Now he's made use of Everton's shift from Goodison to piggyback it to promote his book and get a few more quid off the club and its fans...and no doubt Moyes - with all his crony appointments - will hand him another post at the club.

Last Sunday we had REAL Everton heroes coming back to this club, and Ferguson was allowed to tower over the event to promote himself.

Bollocks to him. He's a leech. Anyone with any sense knows he is.

So to summarise… you came into this thread to call everyone “ fools” ?

That is your goal?

How about just letting people have a nice conversation?

Or are you so self absorbed that you have to be the centre of attention?

Is it that you’re so miserable that you have to ruin everything for everyone else ?

 

[pedro789]

It's to point out what sentimental fools Evertonians are that they can allow this feller over 30 years of being a con man and still revere him like he's offered this club any service whatsoever.

He barely played for this club because of his ill discipline and the fact he couldn't stay fit enough because of his bevvying; then after he retires he's handed a coaching role from nowhere because he's run out of cash with a business deal going west; then he's kept on by manager after manager hanging on like a limpet when all other coaches are losing their jobs; then incredibly he's offered a chance to manage this club before underlining how untalented he is in that respect...in fact there were loads DEMANDING he be given the manager's job here.

Now he's made use of Everton's shift from Goodison to piggyback it to promote his book and get a few more quid off the club and its fans...and no doubt Moyes - with all his crony appointments - will hand him another post at the club.

Last Sunday we had REAL Everton heroes coming back to this club, and Ferguson was allowed to tower over the event to promote himself.

Bollocks to him. He's a leech. Anyone with any sense knows he is.

I do agree with this, but in some ways it wasn't his fault.

He was skint and no one else was giving him a job, so being a human shield/window dressing for club/managers was convenient for him and the club.

I was surprised he was given such a big role last week when the ground was full of bona fide legends, but that's probably down to the broadcaster not Ferguson.

 

[tommye]

Or are you so self absorbed that you have to be the centre of attention?

Is it that you’re so miserable that you have to ruin everything for everyone else ?

Dave in a nutshell.

 

[EFCPaul]

Listening to his audiobook, the best bits are from his period here as a coach. Loads of tea-spilling.

Kenwright - Ferguson loves him but he undoubtedly was an laughable old queen. Pitting his sycophants against each other and being horrified when Dunc swore once when talking to Moshiri. He ridiculously tried to claim credit for getting him (DF) the interim job for Chelsea, when Moshiri had basically already given it to him. Dunc just rolled his eyes.

Unsworth - truly a snivelling brown nose. Walked in from nowhere and got all the important jobs simply because he was Bill's boy. He actually says; "Ronald Koeman was sacked so they (Bill and Denise) could get in David Unsworth".
Would always follow new managers around FF and constantly offering them cups of tea, clothes and lifts (Koeman was creeped out).

Martinez - very polite and good in training, but he (DF) was forced upon him as a coach by Kenwright. It all felt very awkward.

Rooney - Ferguson more than anyone pushed for his return. Koeman wasn't interested but Ferguson helped Wayne basically blag a sort of interview at Koeman's house. FFS Dunc.

Allardyce - amiable bloke who liked Duncan for his honesty. He was adamant about getting Tosun, then realised after 3 days what a crab he was.

Silva - another who had Dunc forced upon him. Was always negative and persisted with stupid tactics. Also, wouldn't leave a tip for a waitress after a staff night out. Never stood chance with his personality.

Lampard - really smart guy who he thinks will end up having a good coaching career. Had a row with Rondon once where basically told him how terrible a player he was.

Brands - arrogant so and so who spoke dismissively to everyone. None of the club staff liked him.

DBB - Bill's little minion who thought she was way cleverer than what she was.

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Why do people even try to reason with the forum contrarian?

It was amusing for a brief period of time (a long time ago) but now it’s just utterly tedious every time you open a thread.