You are probably from St Helens
* centreSadly parochialism tends to be a trait of many scousers.
We view our city as the 'center of the world', when this is far from the case.
It's home and I love it, but I'd much rather be on Waikiki beach in Honolulu.
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Flo Melly and Anfield Comp have a lot to answer for.
What about us blues from Zimbabwe?
Ye ma’s from St Helens you toothless hick
Yorkshire tea is boss though to be fair.
My housemate used to wear those. His logic was that they were like disposable shoes. They made me cringe so badly when I went out with him.
* scalsIf any anti-scouse (racists) want to meet me before a game I will happily do so and between you and me, I'll proceed to clobber you. I will probably be at Goodison in either April/May so if any *chavs want to arrange a meeting I'll be happy to do so.