Ankaragücü sign Vassell

[Besiktas_Carsi]

SHOCK ! SHOCK ! SHOCK !

Turkish super league team Ankaragücü , sign City's player Darius Markus Vassell.

 

[heatmeiser]

Unlucky with that.

He really is wank.

Unlutty.

 

[Besiktas_Carsi]

Unlucky with that.

He really is wank.

Unlutty.

Why ?

 

[heatmeiser]

He can run fast.

Unfortunately he kicks a football like a man whose foot is made out of an old curtain.

Hope he does well for you though (or if it isn't your team then the one he has signed for).

 

[Screech]

I wonder how much they're paying him, I'd be reluctant to take him at Wrexham

 

[brado_efc]

He's shi* there all probably thinking hes gonna be a great signing because he comes from England, but once he gets on the pitch they'll see the real Vassel

 

[Azzbot]

Vassel was quite the hit man in his day.

That right foot could open a can of beans, I'm tellin' you.

 

[Blue Wiz]

Doesn't he just ooze enthusiasm and joy?

 

[Azzbot]

Martin Lawrence:




Darius Vassell:

 

[heatmeiser]

They lit a flare for Darius!

What a waste of a flare.

 

[davek]

Vassell? Poor bastards.

WELCOME TO HELL.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

And he gets a reception like Kaka at Madrid

Maybe they thought they were getting Robinho

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Awful player is now in an awful league. Even Scottish football is better than Turkish FFS.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Nice to see an English player having a go abroad, although he did look scared to death in those pictures.

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

Oh dear, best of luck with that signing