Just tell your missus she's putting it on a bit, thus saving money on the app and having a more challenging game to tackle.
Good plan, the only flaw is that my Mrs is fit.
You're biased mate. I can tell she's defo put some on.
Sorry mate, I make it a habit of mine not to follow relationship advice from Kiwis.
Shane Warne on speed dial is it?
Yeah I think he got his advice from Kiwis. I have learned from his mistakes.