2019/20 Andre Gomes

[Brisan123]

My wife just asked me if I'd mind strapping my phone to my forehead and play this video on repeat the next time we have sex

As if your wife would let you have sex with her
Get a grip lad

 

[Connor]

Oh thank God.

To be honest at this rate he’ll be back before Gbamin.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see Gomes appear again this season and Gbamin not.

Gbamin's literally been in training for a week, mind

 

[davids]

Supriesd delph didn't front him

Surprised Keane didn't tread on his ankle.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Let Gbamin be the object lesson in coming back too soon.

We've talked about who needs to be ridden out of town on a rail. Right there with Schneiderlin - probably even moreso than Schneiderlin because if not for them we wouldn't need Schneiderlin - is our crap medical staff. Wholesale replacement please.

Ancelotti junior is in charge of physio, nutrition and conditioning now I thought.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

beautiful

Nice warm feeling there.

Unless I've wet meself again.

 

[Nymzee]

PEDs working well.

 

[Buckers]

PEDs working well.

They will have turned him into an Android now.

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

They will have turned him into an Android now.

Let's hope he has the best PEDs and masking agents money can buy

 

[Groucho]

Gbamin's literally been in training for a week, mind

Ah didn’t realise.

 

[Glasshalffull]

Surprised Keane didn't tread on his ankle.

If we ever have a match that depends on door opening and man-hugging skills, Gomes is just the man!

 

[Carlito]

PEDs working well.

I was thinking this myself when I saw him on the bike last week.

If Liverpool can use EPO, I see no reason why Everton shouldn't throw a bit of science Gomes's way at this difficult time.

Whatever Anderson Silva (no, not that one) used to heal his broken leg would do the trick.

 

[AmericasToffee]

Gbamin's literally been in training for a week, mind

With the team or individually?

 

[Connor]

With the team or individually?

On his lonesome

 

[DanB90]

Dreamboat

 

[MrD]

Eating my tea watching those videos. Became mesmerised by him. Found myself gagging on my sausage roll FFS.

Tip: Don't deep throat your tea while watching Andre workout