An object that best describes you....

[Cookachoo]

Right, i have an interview next Tuesday and have been asked to take along an object that best describes me. I'm guessing they want a lot of metaphors and euphemisms relating to business, and i have a couple of idea's about what i could take, i was just wondering what you would take ?

"For example, An egg. An egg describes me because like the shell of the egg, i'm strong and dependable but i'm also soft, reassuring and sympathetic like the yolk"

Ridiculous and plenty of bull****, i obviously won't use an egg, that was just a for instance.

Any help would be much appreciated !

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Sharp, straight to the point and very useful to have around.

And if they don't give you the job leave them the pin cause they're all pricks.

 

[EFCNIK]

What a load of ****e. Just like role play. Its not drama school ffs!

How about you're like the help manual for the business. You know EVERYTHING FFS.

 

[Hibbert&Ernie]

Take your watch, especially if it is Swiss. Quality, attention to detail, and always on time. If they ask for anymore, tell them it was a gift from a deceased close relative so it has special significance to you because that relative told you as a kid ''be all you can be''.

For instance.

 

[Tubey]

Take your watch, especially if it is Swiss. Quality, attention to detail, and always on time. If they ask for anymore, tell them it was a gift from a deceased close relative so it has special significance to you because that relative told you as a kid ''be all you can be''.

For instance.

That. Is. Perfect.

 

[spikeman]

Anal beads, mate.

 

[ToffeeMark]

I like the watch answer, depends on what the jobs for, but the watch is a good one.

I'd probably take a bowey knife. Stab it into the desk and say, "it's sharp, scarey, and you don't ***k with a bowey knife"

Or you could take a tub of cream and some strawberrys. Cream 'cause it rises to the top. Strawberrys because I brought the cream so I thought why not, lets enjoy the interview.

 

[EFCNIK]

Could just walk in with a wide eyed stare and whisper 'A chair, because I want you to sit on me'.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Take your watch, especially if it is Swiss. Quality, attention to detail, and always on time. If they ask for anymore, tell them it was a gift from a deceased close relative so it has special significance to you because that relative told you as a kid ''be all you can be''.

For instance.

Can't top that.

Don't forget to rehearse an answer for the "Where do you see yourself in five years time" stupid question. You get bonus points if you take out a crystal ball from under a cloth and start rubbing it gently before answering.

 

[Elong]

A honey badger of course.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

A bottle of brown sauce. Means you make things complete

 

[DualityNSNO]

A honey badger of course.

Winner, although the honey badger is not an object. But the honey badger don't care.