An incredible thought...

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MrMatt

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And also a surefire way to win everything ever.

Why don't we...cross-breed our mens and womens football teams? Imagine the offspring of Leighton Baines and Rachel Unitt...the left foot would surpass Roberto Carlos'.

Am I on to something or what?!

The kids that'd come out would surely be like Lionel Messi by the age of about...4. We could win the league with a team of 11 year olds!
 

I thought the same damn thing last night when I heard their scores.....If Leighton doesn't want to, I would happily help out!
 
Steve round out, Mo Marley in. Congrats to the ladies, it's about time Everton came close to winning the Champions league!
 
The Everton ladies are stupidly good.

I think they finished their group with 3 wins out of 3, no goals conceded and about 24 scored!

Now they're through to the last 8 of the CL.
 

Hi all, wow! Incredible idea. (y)They players don't even need to... you know... do the deed. Just sign a consent form as "donors," get a petri dish and find a surrogate. Look, for the love of the Blues, I'd volunteer as a surrogate.

Then the problem becomes who's going to raise them up??? That's the hard bit. Making the baby is the easy bit. :P

Why am I even giving a reply to this thread???:blink:
 
Hi all, wow! Incredible idea. (y)They players don't even need to... you know... do the deed. Just sign a consent form as "donors," get a petri dish and find a surrogate. Look, for the love of the Blues, I'd volunteer as a surrogate.

Then the problem becomes who's going to raise them up??? That's the hard bit. Making the baby is the easy bit. :P

Why am I even giving a reply to this thread???:blink:

LMAO!!:lol::lol::lol:
 
No need for cross breeding. Cross dressing is the way forward. Cocks in frocks would frighten the rest of the league & we'd walk it.
 

Hi all, wow! Incredible idea. (y)They players don't even need to... you know... do the deed. Just sign a consent form as "donors," get a petri dish and find a surrogate. Look, for the love of the Blues, I'd volunteer as a surrogate.

Then the problem becomes who's going to raise them up??? That's the hard bit. Making the baby is the easy bit. :P

Why am I even giving a reply to this thread???:blink:

Moyes and Mo can raise them all.
 
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