Not Safe For Work! Amusing/Disturbing sexual acts

[BlueLlama]

I met up with a somewhat deviant friend todat for the footie and he told me about the following "alternative" sex acts:
The Monkey Face
The Alabama Hot Pocket.
How many of you know what these are ( answers on a post card) and do you ahve any othe crackers to share?
(no in detail personal experience please)

 

[chicoazul]

The Spiderman was all the rage in 2006 like.

 

[peteblue]

The curry sauce backbreaker, an all time classic......

 

[heatmeiser]

The Carnival was always my favourite.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

*looks bemused*

 

[peteblue]

*looks bemused*

don't remember that one...

 

[daza_1973]

Very Disturbing Act ???

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

armpit sex....it's the way forward I tell yer

 

[Nordecke]

"Reverse Cowgirl" is nice

 

[peteblue]

armpit sex....it's the way forward I tell yer

the only one where the protection smells quite nice...

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

the only one where the protection smells quite nice...

sweaty pits are best

 

[peteblue]

sweaty pits are best

with or without hair...

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

with or without hair...

I'm not fussy mate

 

[Summerskin]

Illegal wizard, all the way.

 

[best little spaniard]

Would unprotected ear sex give you hearing aids?