American English

[chicoazul]

I'm drinking with an American mate and some friends. So far we have discovered this:

Aluminium (ask any of them to say this - incredible stuff)

Route (rout)

Vest (tanktop wtf)

Tap (faucet)

Roundabout (traffic circle)

Pavement (sidewalk)

Nappy (diaper)

Pram (stroller)

 

[bluejock]

I'm drinking with an American mate and some friends. So far we have discovered this:

Aluminium

Route (rout)

Vest (tanktop wtf)

Tap (faucet)

Roundabout (traffic circle)

Pavement (sidewalk)

Nappy (diaper)

Pram (stroller)

A-loo-mi-num??

Ask them why they can't spell colour and honour FFS

 

[formerly manx toffee]

A-loo-mi-num??

Ask them why they can't spell colour and honour FFS

And why they love the letter z

* oh yeah and that is a zed not a zee

 

[chicoazul]

A-loo-mi-num??

Ask them why they can't spell colour and honour FFS

That's it. Its incredible how they say it.

 

[Clint Planet]

"Pavement" is the actual road over there, of course. Oddballs.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Ask them to write their phone numbers on the back of a fag packet.

 

[Royal]

Crisps - chips - fries confusion

 

[Cena]

Fanny Pack - Bumbag

 

[heatmeiser]

Ask them what they call their fringe. ASK THEM! It's mental.

I don't think they ever use the word Trousers either, which is weird.

And it's a Full Stop. Not that icky thing that women do.

 

[chicoazul]

Fanny Pack - Bumbag

Just brought up 2 mins ago. Good darts sir.

 

[chicoazul]

Ask them what they call their fringe. ASK THEM! It's mental.

I don't think they ever use the word Trousers either, which is weird.

And it's a Full Stop. Not that icky thing that women do.

He said bangs. Hahaha ffs.

 

[Brownie]

Can you kick him in the shin?

 

[chicoazul]

Can you kick him in the shin?

He's bigger than me bRownZ.

 

[EFCNIK]

Is THAT what they mean when they say 'That's it. PERIOD'. Full stop? Weirdos.

 

[bluejock]

Ask him why their beer is so ****e?