Am I Bryan Oviedo?

Joao Moutinho · May 3, 2013

Deloodid said:
show us your success mate

I don't need to.

He is obviously proud of this otherwise he wouldn't make such an egotistical thread that is open to ridicule.

FTY · May 3, 2013

Bungle said:
This looks like the sort of picture you'd see on a leaflet handed out to women to warn them of a sexual predator hanging around the park.

Caution: This man will touch your knee.

Eric Djemba-Djemba · May 3, 2013

Bungle said:
This looks like the sort of picture you'd see on a leaflet handed out to women to warn them of a sexual predator hanging around the park.

I think he looks a bit like McLovin out of Superbad in that picture.

icburns · May 3, 2013

Eric Djemba-Djemba said:
I think he looks a bit like McLovin out of Superbad in that picture.

I knew he looked familiar. It's an eerie resemblance, really.

LTblue · May 3, 2013

weird,weird,weird. Arteta fella looks about 12 and seems to believe these women he is "picking up" our actually any kind of attractive? You my friend are not Oviedo you are McLovin.

Eric Djemba-Djemba · May 3, 2013

FTY · May 3, 2013

LTblue said:
weird,weird,weird. Arteta fella looks about 12 and seems to believe these women he is "picking up" our actually any kind of attractive? You my friend are not Oviedo you are McLovin.

And he's not picking them up either, he's taking pictures of them, as his job, not in a weird way, and passing them off as girls he's pulled.

icburns · May 3, 2013

What a sad little man is this..

EFC NY · May 3, 2013

This thread reminds me of the fact that because the internet came to be after I already became an adult, I simply don't understand half the crap that is put on it.

BTW, Artetawhateveryournameis, where in NY do you live?

Arteta2391 · May 3, 2013

What I do with my models and ladyfriends is in my digital hardrives a.k.a the archives. Check out my highschool playing soccer. Is it any better than english schoolboys that all wanna be wayne rooney?

[video]http://www.msgvarsity.com/s/3THm[/video]

FTY · May 3, 2013

Arteta2391 said:
What I do with my models and ladyfriends is in my digital hardrives a.k.a the archives. Check out my highschool playing soccer. Is it any better than english schoolboys that all wanna be wayne rooney?

[video]http://www.msgvarsity.com/s/3THm[/video]

What you talkin' 'bout Willis?

icburns · May 3, 2013

I don't get it, is this a cry for help??

Joao Moutinho · May 3, 2013

Is the reason your successful with the ladies, because you're paying them?

If so, I'm very successful with hookers.

Frank Drebin · May 3, 2013

Arteta2391 said:
What I do with my models and ladyfriends is in my digital hardrives a.k.a the archives. Check out my highschool playing soccer. Is it any better than english schoolboys that all wanna be wayne rooney?

[video]http://www.msgvarsity.com/s/3THm[/video]

That's a link to a video of high school boys in tight shorts.

YEWTREE

bluelife · May 3, 2013

Arteta2391 said:
What I do with my models and ladyfriends is in my digital hardrives a.k.a the archives. Check out my highschool playing soccer. Is it any better than english schoolboys that all wanna be wayne rooney?

[video]http://www.msgvarsity.com/s/3THm[/video]

90 minutes of footage?
**** me Bry, you're treating me tonight!