Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
That was you?
I want my shovel back by the way.
And I want my nan back too.

That was you?
I want my shovel back by the way.
And I want my nan back too.
Hey, a bet's a bet.
Fair play, fair play. Just post me the gold teeth.
No problem, they just get in the way, anyways
And I want my nan back too.
You can have her, she had as much to offer as our forward line, except not as stiff.
She's been dead for five years and still is medically fitter than Saha.
I'll bet she's scored more too!
You're deffo a jinx. On the plus side you're a lucky mascot whenever you go on holiday so GOT forum members will hereby start a whip round to send you on a permanent holiday between August and May for eleven months of the year. So quit your job and pack your bags mate.
India is fairly cheap. What do you reckon lads?
It's official, I am a jinx ffs. As if to confirm it, my two grandsons appeared on telly, seconds after the game singing their heads off next to their dad (who had my ticket!) That's 5 wins and a draw from the six games I've missed. Where's my 10 month holiday then?
If we beat City, I'll put out an APB on you to Scotland Yard, Interpol, MI5, MI6, FBI, CIA, C&A and anyone else I can think of
It's sad I know but, yep, you are a certified jinx. At least you seem to take it well though. While the whip round is being sorted can you at least agree to miss any cup games this season. Wembley may then await the mighty blues. Cheers!